Where should I move next??

and you can hang out with @jberry813

 

nice town too. I love visiting it.

 

I can't afford his neighborhood

Maybe i could be his gardener and pool boy.....and show off my VERY short California short shorts with bikini top that your girl Katy Perry sings about

 

North Carolina. Mountains and the Ocean in a little drive. That's where I'm headed eventually

 

I haven't been to Flagstaff since 1995. How is it in relation to Sedona? I've been there more recently

 

Thornton Colorado

 

I lived in Asheville for 5 years....LOVE IT!! If i move back to the southeast then that's exactly where i'm going. Probably somewhere between Asheville and Charlotte

 

No!! If we lived near each other, we’d never go to work and go wheeling everyday.

 

Oh shit... you going wheeling with us...

 

Search no more. Tucson, AZ!

We cross everything off your list except for the "intense" heat. It's a dry heat in the summer so go in the shade and you're fine. The other 9 months are 70's all day every day. Surrounded by 3 mountain ranges that provide heaps of hiking, biking, off-roading, camping, snowboarding, hunting, etc. And if that's not enough Northern AZ is just a few hours away!

Did I mention cost of living and gas are some of the cheapest in the nation?! A little goes a long way which means more for your Tundra and happiness. The women love warm temps and aren't shy of showing it.

And best part - I'M HERE!

 

Sedona is nice but has more of a spiritual vibe to it. Similar to Big Sur in CA. Vortex crystals and yogis are common there. Flagstaff has more of a normal town vibe to it whereas Sedona seems to be more touristy and geared towards the modern hippy type in my opinion. Flagstaff still gives you elevation so you get more seasonal changes like a warm season and snowy season. Both are in the same state so the state itself has some laws that are more appealing to outdoorsmen. Pro hunting. Pro firearms etc.

Also, I saw you mention Ashville NC. It has changed dramatically. If you want the old Ashville. Look at Greenville SC. Just over the border by maybe 45 min. It is like Ashville was before every hipster east of the Mississippi descended on Ashville and it's much cheaper for housing and rent(right now).

 

seems like Hipsters are everywhere and driving the prices up...grrrr

 

Were these visits always in Phx? Tucson runs about 10 degrees cooler than Phx due to the elevation. You can run a swamp cooler and be fine for most of the summer

 

I've been talking to Noah (my son) for months now about Tahoe. He's on board. i just need to find a job there. I have plenty of skills, lots of experience, and can lie on a resume really well. It shouldn't be much of a problem.

If i moved there you would have a place to chill when your cot breaks down

 

Portlandia

 

Ya. The other day I went to my local gastro pub in my Austin Martin and lost my scarf inside. And on top of that they charged me more than usual for my mocha latte frappe capaindochina imported from the turd of a Thai elephant. I didn't leave any Bitcoin tip.

 

AHHHHH! That's cute

 

All the same lol and hotter than Tucson

 

I knew that would get to you!

 

I went to a whore house with nuns in it one time in NV.....wait......was it that or a nun house with whores in it??? i can't remember, but my balls were wet like your AZ hiking day...............

 

I think i served you that drink....you hipster

 

I don't know why anyone is saying Texas.....there isn't one place in Texas that fits that whole list. No snow.....no mountains (not like the sierras or rockies)....it's hot and humid....js

 

Exactly my thoughts...
But I kept quiet cause I didn’t want from A Texan.

 

I'm a transplant. I'll take whatever comes my way for saying what i said. They can't kick me out. I'll leave if and when I'm ready to.

 

I'd do it your in the country but a short trip to the city. Lots of great food as well

 

Eastern Tennessee in the Smokies is gorgeous

 

Great, I like it.
I started doing this and now I am running out of family members. Lol