Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Hmmn. Gonna PM you.

 

hmmmmm....I'd say it's not a loss. should have happened years ago

 

Holy hell. Why do people think it’s okay to have conversations on speaker phone in public? The guys that talk on the phone in the bathroom stall are in the same category.

 

That's when you let out a loud and good one so the other person on the phone can hear it. Then you scream out loud "WOOOO. That was a good one". Or "UGH! I SHOULD EAT MORE FIBER". Or scream while you push "AHHHH. AHHH"

 

Happy birthday @csuviper!!!

 

Lake Havasu , here we come

 

You mean it's not ok to talk to others while doing your business in the bathroom?

 

You? Mr OCD? No way. I find that hard ti believe.

 

5 people, huh??

Are you trying to set the record? Hard to believe you're actually counting

 

Or the dude standing at the urinal next to me texting while doing his thing. WTF.

 

No not counting....just not hard to figure out since it's only been one from Texas and the rest were from CO. It's 5 people.....pretty sure you have me beat, so shhhhhhh!

 

I just join in on the conversation when they do that.

 

I love the old school bulbs. I still have the ones from my parent's when I was a kid lol. Target sells cheap glass replacements for those if you ever need. I think my strands only have like 10% of the original bulbs lol

 

Ask for a courtesy flush

 

Costco vodka FTW lol! Have fun buddy!

 

Let’s play spot-the-overwhelmed-holiday-traveler.

There’s one. And another. One over there. Full family going that way. Nope. Now they’re coming back. There’s the drunk woman who just asked me if her ass looks big. Oh. Runaway toddler. Wheelchair riot. Screaming electric cart guy. It’s like I-25 going through downtown but with people.

 

So....it's it???

 

How about the family with zone 48 boarding, crowding the door before they even call for first class. #GTFOoftheway

 

Um. Yes.

There’s a pack a guys in full hunting camo. They must be tracking the pack of hipsters who just went by in their man buns and super shiny Doc Martens with their skinny jeans rolled up to their knees.

 

So . . . was her ass big or not??? Don't leave us hanging.

 

Haven’t seen them yet but I’m sure they’re coming

 

They are by the door. Probably been there for hours