Douchebag Parking

2 idiots in 1 pic

 

I'd pull up and deliberately park in between them.......

 

Give me a few days. Shouldn't take too long to add to this.

 

I park at the very outskirt of most lots, preferably in the back next to an island on one side. Wife complains about the distance she has to walk, well worth it in the end.

 

My wife doesn't complain about that anymore, doesn't do any good.

 

We call them 'no dents' parking spots. Sometimes my wife points them out to me. But she likes closer spots too.

 

Yep, me too. Lessens your chance of a door ding by half. I also get up as close as possible to the curb on the one side to allow the most distance on the other side if someone decides to park next to me.

I laugh at all the mouth-breathers jockeying for a spot right up close so they won't have to walk a few extra steps. No way in hell I'm jamming my truck into that madness. A lot of them even require the use of the motorized scooters to get around because obesity with no underlying condition apparently is a handicap in and of itself.

 

It's a jeep thing.

 

That's my MO too. The wife hates it but she is the one who always ends up complaining about a new dent or scratch on her car. People just do not care.