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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best engine for a truck

  1. Big NA V-8

    20 vote(s)
    54.1%

  2. Big turbo V-8

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%

  3. Big SC'ed V-8

    12 vote(s)
    32.4%

  4. Small turbo V-6

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Small turbo I-6

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. I don't use my truck for truck stuff, so electric

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  7. There’s someone drunk posting in here tonight

    2 vote(s)
    5.4%
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    With the Engine Poll, not even one vote for a V6, makes sense. Someone else can do that. :crapstorm:

     
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    Why do skeletons not fight each other???








    They don't have the guts......
     
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    Boneskull420 God loving,Tundra driving,rednek custom joker!

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    In the 90s I had to ride the maiden voyage on a chemical carrier. We didn't finish sea trials because of vibration issues. The owner had a cargo of sodium hydroxide scheduled that they wouldn't give up, life stops before cargo, direct quote.
    We finished sea trials in the gulf of Mexico and pulled in to Lake Charles. That sodium hydroxide is some serious shit. And really dense. It had to be loaded into only half the tanks, and those only half full. It made a mess on the deck and I watched the crew cleaning with major PPE.
    I had to finish the ride to Ponce PR. The program manager, who was a VP, was also riding. Of course we couldn't get flights home for several days. Had to stay in San Juan, in a luxury hotel, on per diem. Damn the luck.
    You have a cool job, stay safe.
     
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    Do you get a lot of training in chemistry?
     
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    Promise u won’t be mad

    -no. Idk wtf u did yet

    “promise me”

    no. What did u do to my car? Scratch another wheel?

    yes

    Jesus fucking Christ
     
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    Time for some aftermarket performance rims made from unobtainium
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    welcome to the neighborhood
     
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    That sounds like it could have been fun! It is a nice job, some of the co-workers make it a pain in the arse, but most of them are good to work with! Sometimes the co-workers make the job more dangerous than it has to be:(. You be safe and be blessed yourself!
     
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    I told her this is the third wheel I will need to have repaired. Next one I will get new (smaller and diff offset) wheels and tires
     
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    FIFY
     
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    That too
     
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    Maybe there’s a business niche opportunity here for someone. A driving and parking confidence class.

    Or curb feelers. Problem solved!!!
     
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    You do realize you have a tiny bit of control now. Tiny and short lived.....ha
     
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    :cheers:
     
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    Hey T, would these work? :monocle:

    https://x.com/i/status/1678435564066942979
     
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    Alright, Tesla launch has some protectors and am grabbing those
     
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    If you go to the last section on the pictures it shows 40 pieces, enough for all 4 wheels. Just to clarify, even though you said they're sold out. :(
     
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