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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
  1. Jul 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    I love that flavor. Tastes just like the popsicle.
     
  2. Jul 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    and robitussin
     
  3. Jul 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
    GODZILLA

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    This is why I hate grape flavor anything. It all tastes like Dimetapp to me.
     
  4. Jul 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Try a grape NOS. Delicious
     
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  5. Jul 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Grape PowerAde is good.
     
  6. Jul 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Is it sugar free?
     
  7. Jul 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Agree to disagree.

    The grape flavoring is burned into my memory so hard from being super sick and getting dimetapp for days on end.


    I can't break the link between that flavor and misery.
     
  8. Jul 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It is not
     
  9. Jul 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Pass.

    Though I struggle to resist the chemical cocktail of sodas and energy drinks, I do at least have myself fooled into thinking that avoiding sugar versions of them makes it a slightly less unhealthy decision.
     
  10. Jul 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
    Azblue

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  11. Jul 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I still haven't decided whether or not high fructose corn syrup is worse than a chemistry project lol
     
  12. Jul 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Maintenance day :muscleflexing:
    80k miles.
    Transmission/Rear Diff/Coolant

    Diff fluid looked new, no metal on magnet. 50k miles on it.

    Coolant tasted great, original from factory.

    Transmission fluid didn't look bad at all, 30k miles since last 4qt drain & fill. I'll probably do another d&f next weekend.
    20250726_115703.jpg
     
  13. Jul 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Same for the Buick tomorrow
    Rear brakes, brake fluid, oil, filter, coolant, clean maf
     
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  14. Jul 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That reminds me.
    I should clean my MAF and throttle body butterfly soon.
     
  15. Jul 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Nice. Were you able to get the body work/fender bender fixed up the way you wanted?
     
  16. Jul 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    You’ve got the factory trans cooler on yours?
     
  17. Jul 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'd take the sugar over the carcinogens any day.
     
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  18. Jul 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
    j-utah

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    Yeah me too. I had been getting Sugar In The Raw and using it in my coffee.

    But I kind of slacked off of that and have been using fake sugar. I’m not sure which fake sugars are really bad, or if some of them are OK.

    Plus it’s hard to get on the same page with my wife, who does a lot of the grocery shopping. When I ask her to get fancy sugar, I get the eye roll.
     
  19. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yessir. 2018 was the last year the 2.5 gen came with it
     
  20. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
    j-utah

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    Those were the good years when you could get a really complete truck or sequoia from the factory.

    I think I might be in a strange mood today. I might be having an existential truck crisis, but I probably just need to chill out.
     
  21. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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    If I could get a brand new 2018-2021 Tundra I'd be signing up to do it tomorrow.

    If wishes were fishes, and all that. Since I can't, I'll just enjoy the 3rd gen as much as I can.
     
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  22. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I agree.. not too late to find a clean 2.5 :thumbsup:

    Remind me, did you have a 2.5 gen before?
     
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  23. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    j-utah

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    I had a ‘13 Sequoia. What a tank, and it fit in the garage. We would use every seat belt in it. My wife had so much fun hauling teens around in that beast.
     
  24. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    So would I and most guys on this site. :D

    Split miles between my 17 and the new one, should get me to my 90th birthday.
     
  25. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very cool, what does the wife drive?
     
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  26. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
    j-utah

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    RAV4 Limited hybrid WCP with every option. What color do you want? What brand? What model? It’s what she wanted. The Sequioia was her DD and she liked it, but likes this a lot more. It needs a coat of wax. I need to get on that.
    IMG_6951.jpg
     
  27. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Noice night on the back deck.
    20250726_205024.jpg
     
  28. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
    j-utah

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    Wow. That is superb. The color shining through that bottom cloud layer. The composition and the dark foreground.

    you’re in the catbird seat! Fixed your nice truck and then this. Dang!
     
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  29. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Couldn't pass up a picture, no edit btw.

    Never heard of the catbird seat, but thanks! :laugh:

    Very fortunate to have the property we do.
     
  30. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That should give your smooth body a nice sheen... :rolleyes:
     

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