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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Call it whatever you want. It’s an armpit
     
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I would totally go to town on some shawarma or lamb kabobs if I was out there...
     
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    j-utah

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    And I admire and respect a bunch of some others, and could even call them friends.
    :hattip:
     
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    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Does not need to be bulletproof, the truck,

    but the owner must be,

    or kevlar and a light saber you will need, mmmhm, yes,

    eeeheeheeheeheeheehee…. mmm yes….

    :laser::laughing:
     
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    OldGuy03

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    I'd guess you're in the negatives on that meter.
     
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    Is that fish? :puke:



    Damn Canadians always screwing with a good thing. Just look at how they messed up French fries.



    I don't like lamb and I'm going to have to Google WTF shwarma is.
     
  9. Jul 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Confirmed. We had this at a place in Telluride. Next day on the trail I had to stop and run into the bushes with a wag bag. And that was my fourth time that am. It was still worth it though.
     
  10. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
    1lowlife

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    Please don't squeeze the shwarma...

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
    AZBaldy

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    Think of it as a Mediterranean burrito. Meat is typically cooked like this:

    [​IMG]

    Ends up like this:

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    So it's a gyro?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Delicious honey, maple crusted salmon :drool:
     
  14. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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    Close but instead of tzatzicki they use toum and some will use pomegranate molasses. But they generally are similar. Gyros are typically minced lamb whereas shawarma can be chicken, beef or lamb.

    You will find a derivative of shawarma throughout the middle east, Lebanon, Turkey, Israel, Egypt, Greece. That's why I like to think of it as Mediterranean.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Shit, now I have to Google WTF is toum.
     
  16. Jul 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
    1lowlife

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    You don't want to eat any of this..:crapstorm:
    Stick with your beer and burgers..:drunk:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Think of it as garlic mayonnaise. Whereas tzatzicki is yogurt based.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    That I might be able to do. I like garlic a lot.
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I work hard for those results.

    lotsa practice.

    it took me +30yrs to figure out most folks are awful.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    shoulda named this robitussin

    blech



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    :rofl:

    :anonymous:
     
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