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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
  1. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    STOP…okay, time to drink more water
     
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  2. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Makes no sense. Like @AZBaldy and @NWPirate said, I'm at the point that I don't care. Our score is about as good as it can get, so a point here or there doesn't really matter.
     
  3. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I am over 820. We closed our HELOC earlier this year (which had zero balance) and it didn’t change. The score is just a scam. My kid was pissed when I told him he needed to carry a balance occasionally to bump his score.
     
  4. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Just going off my memory from two jobs back working at a Credit Union, for auto loans, something like 775 qualified you for our best tier rates. While home loans were a touch more involved for obvious reasons, 775 would get you close to if not our best advertised rates if everything else penciled out.
     
  5. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  6. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :devil:
     
  7. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @NWPirate also...

    But, if you really want to flex, let's see your Social Credit Scores... :boink:
     
  8. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:

    I'm good, I refuse to acknowledge something so ridiculous.

    You trying to bait me into a vacation or what?? :p
     
  9. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  10. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Would
     
  11. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's an overseas topic like in Britain and shit.... So, I'd assume the only one w/an official score would be #olddudeonaraft :devil:
     
  12. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
    Azblue

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    WTF is that, and don't say it's a taco. Is that a god damn pickle in a tortilla?
     
  13. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    You should buy a boat.
     
  14. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Literally called tacos al carbon. :rofl:


    And hell no that's not a pickle. Avocado, sucka.
     
  15. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I think it's avocado.
     
  16. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    So. Good.
    Screenshot_20250725_203233_Chrome.jpg
     
  17. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    Azblue

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    OK, I'll allow it. But I don't like avocado.
     
  18. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Deal. :fistbump:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Definitely would be better if it were guacamole.
     
  20. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
    Azblue

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    Only way I will eat it.
     
  21. Jul 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Same! :fistbump:

    It's a texture thing for me.
     
  22. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
    Azblue

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    Yep, same with mangos. Well, the texture and the fact that mangos taste like shit.
     
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  23. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Explains the dislike for BJs :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I agree on mango texture, but I do like the flavor.

    Canned peaches are gross too. If I had to imagine what swallowing a slug was like, it'd be a canned peach.
     
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  25. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Really? So you're saying that @Azblue doesn't like BJs?

    He might just ban you for that kind of insult.
     
  26. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Eh... he'd miss me, so I doubt it!!!

    Anyhow, you know damn good and well that comment was directed toward you...

    It's the whole texture thing... you don't like the 'texture' of a mouth :thumbsup:
     
  27. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I might try that!
     
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  28. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    It has been a blessing to motivate me to exercise everything and not just my shoulders.
    I've never spent any time at my HOA pool, but lately I'll go up there before noon to exercise and swim to work out everything.
    I'm usually there by myself before the bratty kids and bums get out of the house.

    As well, I've been spending a few hours a day in the garage doing PT and working out with my thick rubber bands.
    Another reason I don't want to go back to work..:thumbsup:
     
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  29. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Oh, that's not my issue with a BJ. I've said before, the physical sensation is pleasurable. It's a mental thing for me.
     
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  30. Jul 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Any hot MILFs bringing those brats to the pool? Any pics?
     

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