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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Jul 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    or... sell your truck and sell me the supercharger (for cheap)... cuz I'm on a fixed income!!! :D

    PS>>> :burnrubber:
     
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  2. Jul 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Funny, I thought you’d like that.
     
  3. Jul 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I busted up at that…classic Ozzy
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Needs more root beer
     
  5. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Why not just grab a Barq's? :thumbsup:
     
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  6. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Because that's one of the worst RBs you can get. A&W zero sugar FTW.
     
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  7. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Barq's is not my favorite, but it is a real root beer. Sales show that it apparently doesn't suck, unlike A&W zero sugar. Dad's or Hires is my go to.
     
  8. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    So the Tundra is a worse truck than the F150 because it sells less?
     
  9. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Too early for this nonsense, just sayin.. i think zero sugar sucks.
     
  10. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
    GODZILLA

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    :rofl::fistbump:
     
  11. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:
     
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  12. Jul 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just pointing out the fallacy of sales meaning anything is remotely good. People are dumb. They buy dumb shit. Sales doesn't equal quality.
     
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  13. Jul 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Time to finally ignore you...
     
  14. Jul 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    y’all remember XXX root beer?

    the OG.
     
  15. Jul 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    ya know what’s sad?

    generally speaking folks seem to be buying based on price.

    not quality

    another symptom of the great re-wiring

    ex
    michelob ultra. That’s as close to water as you can get. And it’s number one

    Kahr arms. Pure shit. And it sells
     
  16. Jul 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Can only buy what you can afford.

    Inflation sucks when you aren't getting any raises.
     
  17. Jul 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    the “afford” part is confounding

    can those same folks “afford” Starbucks?

    folks burn “little” money because they don’t have “big” money

    society is trained to be poor

    yes the economy sux, so….adapt and overcome

    don’t dig the hole deeper
     
  18. Jul 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    And

    folks that are in a tough space

    should not be wasting money on:

    alcohol
    Fancy shoes
    Coffee
    Fast food
    New cars
    Etc


    But, here we are

    social media has rewired the brain to only think short term
     
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  19. Jul 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Wanna see a change in the economy?

    clamp down on welfare

    strangle it

    only allow REAL assistance



    welcome to thunder dome
     
  20. Jul 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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    It’s not the same. I have Diet A&W, but I had to try the liquid death version of it!
     
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  21. Jul 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Increase the rules on this one- and enforce them.
     
  22. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I have one of those in my lunch for work today.


    Yep. When I first started at the state I was in Family Assistance aka the food stamp/Medicaid/welfare division. I can not state how fucked up it is and how abused it is. I hated it so much, I took a voluntary demotion and pay cut to move to the division I am at now after only 8 months.
     
  23. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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    :nuclear:
     
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  24. Jul 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I bet this would drive some of you insane. The tabs are worn on both sides of my front bumper and won't stay pushed in.

    20250724_155430.jpg


    Also some turtles from yesterday

    20250724_171643~2.jpg
    20250724_171737~2.jpg
     
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  25. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I got a 3% raise this year :D

    I'm pretty sure that only puts me about 32% behind inflation... :rofl:
     
  26. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's super sad to watch folks take their assistance cards into the grocery store; buy several cases of cheap water (smaller the better; more bottles the better); roll their cart out to the parking lot; dump all the water out and onto the asphalt to empty the bottles; then take the bottles to the bottle drop place to get cash for the plastic bottles; then take cash to the dispensary to buy dope... :(
     
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  27. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Dice valve stem caps (black)
    surely you’re not suggesting leaving it like that.
    :eek2::eek2::eek2:

    :ballchain:

    :help:

    :boom:
     
  28. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    WTH just happened here ^^^ ??? @j-utah :boink:



    Edit: That's better... thank you!!!!
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damn union only got me a 12% raise this year.. worthless I tell ya!













    :laugh:
     
  30. Jul 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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