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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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    29.7%
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    IMXPLRN

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    I'm the opposite. I absolutely respect the Sabbath stuff, but I can't listen to it often as it just sounds like my parents music to me. Not saying a thing at all bad about it. Just not as appealing to me. His solo stuff was always my go to, especially when I was in high school in the late 90's.
     
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    Kinda wonder if he decided after that concert to say goodbye to everyone and then exit on his own terms. Like a mega speedball…
     
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    Just getting caught up after another weekend away.

    Slim Jim's. No.

    Like most I'm saddened by the passing of a legend. That facts of how he lived life hard and fast and made it into his mid/late seventies is quite a feat. Godspeed Ozzy.
     
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    Also, as a follow up- Hunting Housewives is pretty good so far lol. It’s not a chick show. Not a reality show
     
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    Drive down to Telluride for some outdoor explorations. Killed a bird with the Porsche, hiked a lot and had a great time. Time to nut up and get back to work in a few hours.

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    Also to chime in on the posts about Casa Bonita. It's still a shit hole. But one that should be visited by every child. Especially ones who live in or around Denver. I've had multiple birthday parties there in the seventies. Took our girls there once when they were around 6 and 8.
     
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    binge watched the entire series yesterday....
     
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    Randy Rhoads' loss was huge. I'm listening to Ozzy's Boneyard. Some amazing metal band members calling in. Most played two weeks ago....Ozzy was a metal god to them.
     
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    The food was so bad 35 years ago that the place is memorable :rofl: Apparently even 50 years ago. The flaw is the feature.

    I guess things haven't changed, even under new ownership. Why change what works, I guess. Everyone still goes there.
     
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    I never saw Ozzy live but maybe I’ll see him in Hell someday.
     
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    Look me up when you get there.
     
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    I hate reality shows.
     
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    Yep. I live in my own real reality. Most reality shows aren't real. Life is too short to watch that nonsense.
     
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    :headbang:

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    I watched some of Alone. Season 7 I think. It was pretty good, but the pacing was too slow. They drag a lot of the shows out.
     
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    I'm not sure what's worse, F'ing Jeep ducks or reality shows!
     
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    Black Wolf

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    Wait.....ketchup is worse. On anything. Especially French fries. Heh
     
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    Are we talking ALL reality shows? Cause I don't mind a Gold Rush or a Deadliest Catch reality show.
     
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    Yes
     
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    Black Wolf

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    I like Gold Rush and Deadliest Catch. Hard to fake that! It is edited for TV. Hard to watch 24/7.
     
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    Oh. Ok.
     
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    Sorry but those are the rules.
     
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    There's definitely some fabricated drama there, but they're very REAL shows
     
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    Haha told u!
     
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    It was a typo. I meant not a reality show
     
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    Idk if any of u get nose bleeds frequently from the dry weather. This year has been significantly worse with 1-3 nose bleeds a day. Finally went and get it cauterized. Holy shit that hurt
     
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    Good, that's better.
     
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    Peace Brother! :bikewheelie2:
     
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    I had a few this year, but what I get really bad is cracking hands. I'll literally get blood on paperwork at work.
     

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