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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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    22.9%

  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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    20.0%

  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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    Azblue

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    Thank you all! I will let yall know how it goes.
     
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    Bought a UV flashlight during Prime day for scorpion sighting and read that they also work for those big ass tomato worms. Tried it out right now on vines on my porch. Lights the bastards up big time.



    IMG_20250721_200154.jpg
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:

    No... then she's gonna think you and a bunch of pencil dicked friends wanna nail her...
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Pizza pick up line is only for hot chicks...
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Slim Jim’s are nasty. Real beef jerky or nothing
     
    BreyTundy, Jul 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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    Again, she's gonna think you named your penis James :goingcrazy:
     
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Don’t hold back. Let’s see nightmare fuel. Show us the scorpions!
     
    AZBaldy, Jul 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    this


    beef sticks are greasy, nasty muck.

    what is the casing on beef sticks?




    beef jerky is the way it should be.

    as it has been for millennia.



    the office got a smattering of these to try.

    all natural ingredients

    so far...tasty & delicious
    upload_2025-7-22_6-38-48.png

    favorite so far is 'Ancho Villa"

    upload_2025-7-22_6-41-23.png
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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    @Azblue still "would" though, right?
    (Was waiting for it, and it never came....)
     
    BlackNBlu, Jul 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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    Actually, didn't find any in my backyard. I'm sure they're there, just didn't see any last night.



    Well, of course.
     
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    SDHQ BAJA ADD PRO SKID PLATES
    Lmao
     
    Backroadgee, Jul 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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    Definitely not what she said.
     
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