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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

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    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    She loved it! Got a balloon animal of a horse, and watched the puppet show. :hearteyes:
     
  2. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Casa Bonita was getting long in the tooth. COVID killed it. It's future was in doubt until the SP boys bought it. Not the same any more.
     
  3. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Puppet show was kinda kuul. Heh
     
  4. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    :eek2::fingerscrossed::thumbsup:

    The food was pretty good! And I was impressed with what a good job they did fixing up the place. Clean, and attention to detail.

    I didn’t see anything but speedos. :(

    :headbang:
     
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  5. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    That's a real place?! I thought that was just something from South Park.
     
  6. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Yeah, you enjoy that view...

    GkN-8VeWsAAvakA.jpg

    They filed for Chapter 11 a few months ago.
     
  7. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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    kirkb Lurking Member

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    Last time I was in SF was around 1972 :eek2:. We lived near Sacramento for 3 years because my dad was stationed at an Air Force base near by. All our relatives would come visit and get a tour of San Fran. I still remember much of those visits.
     
  8. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Our food was pretty good. Wait staff was very attentive. They get paid well. No tips required. Updated arcade, shooting gallery. Everything was updated. Don't listen to the non believer's!
     
  9. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    AI photoshopped fake. Or at least I hope it is.
     
  10. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Technically it is!
     
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  11. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Twin Peaks has had their issues too. One near where I used to live here in CO, closed without warning. Girls weren't getting paid and suppliers. Embezzlement it seems.
     
  12. Jul 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Today's crawdad catch at my CO Rio Grande River property....grandson caught em.

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  13. Jul 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Have you thrown a line in yet?
     
  14. Jul 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    No. Level is 50% less than normal flow this summer. Water is too warm now for decent fishing. Weak snow pack didn't help. Last year was a lot better. We are finally getting summer monsoons every afternoon. Decent rainfall. Keeps things very green, but won't help with the river flow much. Fishing at this spot will pick up in the fall. I do have a river otter that I have spotted twice. Prolly likes crawdads too. I've found some tiny freshwater clams. Not sure how big they get. May have to dig down and find out!
     
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  15. Jul 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Cleaned up the garage today, actually vacuumed and blew the floor out with the yard blower and compressor.
    Bought a cheap Walmart 55" Roku TV to replace the 50" old non-smart TV.
    We sometimes like to sit in the garage and watch TV, mainly college football.
    I like having the TV on while I do my PT in the garage, it has been turning into a workout.
    There is a double window, allowing for ventilation with the fans blowing.
    It's my favorite room in the house, as she has no input to decorating out there.:eek2::cool:

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    upload_2025-7-20_19-21-0.jpg upload_2025-7-20_19-21-12.jpg
     
  16. Jul 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Nice! Ha! All my TV's are Roku. Streaming only. Kuul beans on my wallet!
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I want a bailout check....

    :tumbleweed:
     
  18. Jul 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That way staff and any cartel members staying at the facility are the only ones armed... :quickdraw:
     
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  19. Jul 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Come on dude... you've lived in AZ that long and can't translate Casa Bonita :facepalm:

    Here: Beautiful House :hattip:
     
  20. Jul 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Looks like Rainforest Cafe...

    BTW, is that a younger #olddudeonaraft in the red trucks... that side nipple looks awfully familiar!!!!! :rofl:
     
  21. Jul 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well... if that's your wife in the photo staring at that dude's 'back', I'd say use that to your advantage and have a role play night :thumbsup:
     
  22. Jul 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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    On the City side of the GG bridge (just to the south and west of it IIRC) is (was) a little place called PQ Dungeness or something that like...

    It was a fun and reasonably priced to eat some seriously incredible crab and their garlic noodles were always top notch!!!!

    Definitely a 'family style' place, where you throw on bibs, they dumps piles on the table and everyone gets messy...

    It was a good stop in SF :thumbsup:
     
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  23. Jul 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    To make this work, you've really got to grab a red speedo somewhere and then, while she's in the bathroom, either stand up on top of a chair or something stable and own the role :muscleflexing:
     
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  24. Jul 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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    I’m sorry, but no.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    3rd’ed (?) this
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Years ago, I was watching something about them or Hooters. Basically, if u look like garbage, and bring in shitty tabs ur on the slow shift. If you’re hot, and can get people to keep buying, ur on the busy shift (more tips)
     
  27. Jul 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    My coworker and I would get lunch at Hooters near an on-site job every 6 months. We'd get there at 11:30am before lunch hour rush. Oh yeah!! Prolly 10 years ago. Wasn't bad at all! Left big tips!
     
  28. Jul 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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  29. Jul 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    You haven't been to the the new version! That whole area nearby has new great restaurants. Especially near Stanley Lake. Brew pubs and such. That whole area has changed. Go there during the daytime. You might just be surprised! Older houses in that area have been flipped and going for $$$$$. Gentrification....
     
  30. Jul 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    It's in the mail. Just have patience...
     

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