Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Never going to happen. Big corn would never let that happen

 

Its better than Diet Coke, but original Coke is still the best. Just can't drink too much otherwise I'm gonna end up getting the diabeetus.

 

Big sugar would like to have a word with them.

 

Pretty sure they’re in cahoots together

 

I love corn farmers, we all should, but they've already fucked up our gas. Maybe they should give us this little win and call it even.

 

Ain't this the truth. Most of them don't even give a shit to be a good human in public.

 

The “death clock” app says I will live to 89

huh

if I straighten up and fly better

I live to 91


I’m 57 now


Anybody got a higher number?

I bet some of you should have died last decade

 

Corn in gas is communist EPA crap

the farmers are just doing whatever makes them able to make the mortgage

 

Blue Hawaiian

Not terrible

 

WTF is the death clock app????



and WhyTF would anyone put it on their phone????



... and WhyTF would anyone trust what their phone tells them????


PS>>> either way, 90 is a good run

 

It’s a new AI related bullshit gadget that does something

I tried it, then deleted

 

Very

very

nice spacing

 

But, it's now in you forever...

 

PS>>> Took 3 tries to get it right though

 

No.

Yes

 

I can't even tell the difference between coke and pepsi if someone else pours it and brings it to me in a glass.

 

Yeah but, that app doesn’t account for society going rapidly back in time. In just a few more years, it’s going to be like 1830 again.

So, you might be healthy, but someone might put a cap in your ass just by looking at them.

 

That just makes them smart. Plus, crop insurance and bailout checks are nice. This deal just keeps getting better and better actually.

 

Lotsa truth here

taking away useless entitlements is gonna cause serious problems

but it’s necessary.

civilized society demands it

contribute to the tribe, or be gone

I tell you what….lots more conversations out there about topics that used to be taboo

it’s nice

we, the makers

should demand certain things of the takers

 

Man, look here

it asked some damn good questions

 

We are on our way to Casa Bonita. I’ve heard they do a weapons search there, thank god.

 

Well it’s a restaurant yeah. And you they have cliff divers, a guy in a gorilla suit, and also a mock jail. I think I will be told to go to jail, so I guess that makes sense.

My dad always told me you haven’t really lived until you’ve been busted. I don’t know what else they have. My wife says there’s a maze at the end (tourist trap).