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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%

  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    25.0%

  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%

  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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    7.1%

  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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    T-Rex266

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    Ya take it and be done. Start a side gig doing something
     
    T-Rex266, Jul 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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    LowLife Sugar Services
    "Now only accepting Milfs"

    :monocle:
     
    NWPirate, Jul 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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    why what? There was alot to unpack there.
    The extra reverse lights? Cause i cant see through my side mirrors. Haterade for the medical industry because insurance and medicare or medicade is difficult on purpose. Not gonna waste my time or money.
     
    Sirfive, Jul 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I think something fell off of your truck. Was the bumper held on with magnets?
     
    Azblue, Jul 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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    Azblue

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    I think this qualifies as harassing staff. Probably should perma ban.
     
    Azblue, Jul 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sneezing with your eyes held open will result in your eyeballs popping out...

    Myth or Fact???

    :popcorn:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :yes:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Mafia in disguise....

    Good luck on the process. I'm guessing they'll get to you, most that aren't prepared for it won't take the buyout. These days 70-100k won't sustain someone very long, and unless they are already in a position to retire (home paid off, low unsecured debt, etc.), my experience has been they'll pass hoping to get a better offer.

    Either way, it benefits the company to give you a buyout and stop paying your entire benefit package, so employers will often extend the offers beyond the original parameters and opt to hiring more new employees at reduced rates, benefits, and retirement packages...
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Do you really have to ask??
     
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    Look at you just selling off my francishes...


    I'll give $1.5k for ever $150,000k franchise I secure :thumbsup:


    Don't forget, we don't believe in oversaturating a market, so be wary of your sales :evil:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    20250718_161342~2.jpg 20250718_161409~2.jpg 20250718_162935~2.jpg
     
    LarryDangerfield, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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    :D :fistbump:
     
    NWPirate, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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    1lowlife

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I like that..:cool:

    [​IMG]
     
    1lowlife, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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    1lowlife

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Maybe take some detailing lessons from you..
    I'd be good at that with my borderline OCD..:eek2::cool:
     
    1lowlife, Jul 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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    Dibs on the one in the white shirt
     
    T-Rex266, Jul 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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    :fistbump:
     
    T-Rex266, Jul 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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    As y'all know, I'm not that picky. Either is fine with me.
     
    Azblue, Jul 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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    Can we mix-n-match?
     
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    Excellent! Good luck!
     
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