Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Not sure WTH you quoted me on that one... I'm ultra super diverse and really don't care how anyone pees or maintains the heath of their junk!

I'm just here to give some really good (or maybe controversial advice)

 

Still the potential for splashes in the dark there, at least with my equipment, in my dark bathroom at O-dark thirty.
I suppose I could get away with it (standing) if the bathroom wasn't a war zone and had a night light.

There are other practical reasons for the occasional trip to a stall versus the urinal at work.
You KNOW you gotta pee, but you're not so sure that burrito from last night is just producing excess gas, or potentially more.
Sometimes "never trust a fart" is wisdom to live by.

 

That's the face I made

 

This video should explain it....

https://youtu.be/1QlSTUoLl2o


PS>>> Pretty sure @T-Rex266 could use this technique for removing hair from his arms and chest for those impromtu poses:

 

now @Tripleconpanna is harassing us.

I'd report....but the admin's are probably freaky too.

 

I just watched that video, and the uh 'flickin' as the other article spoke of is definitely more of an abrupt rip and pull...

I wonder how much a sugaring technician makes...


That could be my new retirement gig!!!!

 

you could make a killing in San Fran...or Eureka Springs....

 

As an IT guy, I take my jeans and polo shirt and Docs seriously. (They are clean and professional looking. Also - people understand it's tough to crawl around under desks and in ceilings with dress attire.)

I dress up when I have to, but thank the good Lord I rarely have to

 

a killing in SF is barely gettin' by when it comes to housing... never heard of eureka springs

do you think i can collect per diem if i travel to clients???

 

I reckon you will succeed at whatever you set your mind to.


we stumbled into Eureka spring by accident...we stayed at a friends house on Beaver lake.

went to Eureka springs for dinner.

I'll say this....it was like the time my wife and I went to the Barry Manilow concert.....



admin:
I promise....I'm not trying to get banned.

@Tripleconpanna is luring me out of my cave.

 

It seems like a way to get paid to inflict prescribed intense pain on others, and then they come back. Win/win.

 

Now I need to know what goes on at Barry Manilow concerts.
(Hopefully it gives me more reason to stay away.)

 

Beaver Lake, dinner with Barry. I’m thinking it’s a town of Swingers.

 

Beaver Lake...

Plus Brazillian Sugaring...

Plus Hot Canadian Swingers...

@nobodyintexas

If I don't make it back home, this is on you!!!!

 

we are a culmination of our decisions

 

Yes

 

The thread could get worse...

 

Next poll topic no doubt.

 

I’ll set aside my sarcasm and tongue and cheek postings for what I’ve learned:

1) 3 point stance, which I’ve done before but never called it that, is my go-to from here on out. It’s a mindset. I realize that now.

2) I’m throwing away my ball cream.

3) manscaping with an electric shaver/clipper guard is OK, pruning not removing. I’m not married to Barbie, and I’m not Ken.

 

Shave mindset 101: It's much easier to get a woman to suck on them if they aren't covered in hair.

I may or may not have used this in conjunction with the pizza pickup line before...

 

That had been my original thought. But the risk/reward with this is for the younger generations IMO. Keeping things clear of the one-eyed monk is a reasonable goal.

 

Which takes us to the next debate: What is this song REALLY referring to????

https://youtu.be/UfmkgQRmmeE

 

Wize words.

Man junk is gross, making it slightly less gross for the lady in your life is a no-brainer

 

How can a beaver be hairy and bald at the same time?

 

The reverse landing strip

 

I hate flossing.

 

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

 

From the mind of Les Claypool and Primus, I give you some of the most bizarre lyrics ever written:


Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"

Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
And he ain't pissed for a week and a half

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair"
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Leslie E Claypool / Timothy W Alexander / Reid L Iii Lalonde

 

I like this version better.

https://youtu.be/eHXlxabxEKs?si=5RTrzimzvK5_C90f