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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Jul 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
    j-utah

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    There's a lot of choices but not sure which one has a Hairy AF Turbo Button. Probably the BB-1000.

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    I pose this question for all the bidet haters.
    If you get poop, say, on your arm do you wipe it off with a dry piece of TP? Just rub it in a little until there's no brown on the TP.... seems clean?
    No? That gross!?
    Then why is that acceptable for your ahole?
     
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    You mean rubbing it in doesn't make it go away? Out of sight out of mind.
     
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    Duh, that's why you use TP first, then wet flushable wipes. Also for the bidet users, when you wash your car do you just spray it down and call it good? No, you use a combination of water and wiping it with a sponge or wash mitt, hence the wet wipes.
     
  5. Jul 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
    NWPirate

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    Bidet then a TP wipe. Best of both worlds.
     
  6. Jul 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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    Battle of the bidet. At least it's a new topic.
    Which leads us into the follow up question. Do you bunch your tp, or neatly fold it before wiping?
     
  8. Jul 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    If you're not folding you are doing it incorrectly
     
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    AZBaldy

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    Yup, folding ensures no wiping mishaps...
     
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    Fold it neatly so nothing can poke through and enter spots things shouldn't.
    Bunching leads to chaos after the wipe and pressure is released. Who know what direction things are going to go.
     
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    Depends on quality of tp good stuff multi ply neatly folded, 1 ply rest area tp bunches lots of bunches
     
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    You just wait
    Nooooo just more layers to be folded
     
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    I’ve heard Cotonelle is really good. It’s like the Adam’s of toilet paper, allegedly.
     
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    There's only one tp Don't squeeze it
    :( Unfortunately I can't use it not septic friendly
     
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    I was surprised when I tried Costco's, considering how popular it is, it's not really that good. If you have an Albertson's/Safeway near you, try their store brand, it is some of the best I've used and much better than most of the expensive name brands.
     
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    Better idea: waffle stomp in shower and then use shower to clean ur ass

    this is why I am a mod, chat.

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  18. Jul 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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    This whole site has gone to shit. On this one it's all about bidets and TP, and on the other one about @Breathing Borla 's new house here in AZ it's all about what is shitting in his backyard. And then there are the 3rd Gen threads. :eek:
     
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    I’m just afraid to look up what waffle stomp means :oops:
     
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    Watching the Price is Right 1984 and someone won a nice Taco. And there wasn’t internet back then, so they can live in peace.

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    That looks a lot like my 84 blue and silver I had in 1988 as a senior in high school.


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    Damn, Nice truck. I was a senior in ‘88 as well. Drove a station wagon sometimes. All it had going for it was a lot of interior horizontal room.
     
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    Thanks. I finished all my required classes in 3 years, so my senior year was welding, welding teachers assistant, auto shop, and auto shop teachers assistant. Both taught by the same teacher and in the same building. He let his senior guys do pretty much whatever we wanted, so I put that truck together at school.
     
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    I had extra classes so I was a TA for the same guy for like 2 years. He had me do his work and another teacher that I had lol. So A for two classes easily lol.
    4th period, as a junior I had work release since I was employed. I was able to leave at lunch daily. Loved it
     
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    Cool. We got to park behind the shop and he would let us take off during class if we wanted/needed to. Sometimes he would hand us some cash and have us pick something up from a store for him. I remember picking up some Levi's for him once at Sears for him and hanging out at the mall for a couple of hours.
     
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    Mine only let me leave to take his car (5 speed Honda) to get Jamba Juice for him lol
     
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    My cooking teacher let us drink booze in class :laugh:
    Usually go out to the truck before class and mix a 20oz Fanta with vodka, worked pretty good to hide the smell.

    She was def drinking on the job. So was my history teacher, saw his flask in his desk
     
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