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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best flavor of ice cream from these choices?

  1. Cookie dough

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  2. Cookies and cream

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
  3. Vanilla

    6 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. Chocolate

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  5. Mint chocolate chip

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  6. Strawberry

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  7. PB

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
  1. Jul 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    The Buckhorn Exchange isn't the same either. There was a time you really needed a reservation. Not so anymore.
     
  2. Jul 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    National Slurpee Day
    Don’t forget to stop by for your free Slurpee and
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  3. Jul 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Straight facts
     
  4. Jul 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Ok, since I provided straight facts, you now need to provide gay facts.
     
  5. Jul 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Cities over 20,000 are gay
     
  6. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wife watched an Amazon delivery driver pull up to the house with a handicap tag in their windshield. Driver got out, reached into the back of their car, grab the delivery (30-40lbs) and walk it to the house.
     
  7. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Probably has a spouse or other family member that sometimes rides with them, but they use the tag all the time to get perks.
     
  8. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You do realize some people with placards are handi-capeable?
     
  9. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Maybe it's a mental handicap.
     
  10. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Define that word for me. The only time I've ever heard it used was when somebody was trying really hard to make it sound like a disabled person wasn't disabled because they were worried about feelings.
     
  11. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
    GODZILLA

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    If they issued them for that, we'd see an absolute ton of them throughout the cities.
     
  12. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    My mom has one for knee issues, she can still carry a 30# box. A lady at work had one after she had two strokes.
    You don’t have to be a quadriplegic with a cane to have one issued.
     
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  13. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
    T-Rex266

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    We have a placard. Our daughter has juvenile arthritis where it will legit cause her pain at times to walk
     
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  14. Jul 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I also have one for physical reasons. I didn't tell them about the mental ones because I figured that they would take away my drivers license.
     
  15. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I bet you both abuse it and do cartwheels in front of the grocery store up to your vehicle
     
  16. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    We have one for my daughter. It makes our life a lot easier, she is slow at walking and her gait isn’t even. I’m glad to tag along and we are grateful for a shorter walk. When I take her camping, for any state or federal campground, the campsites are half price. Hell yes we do that!
     
  17. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I couldn't do cartwheels before I needed a placard.
     
  18. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Jokes on u. I won’t grocery shop
     
  19. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Walmart delivery ftw
     
  20. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    That, krogers, and the wife will go too lol
     
  21. Jul 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I try to not let my wife grocery shop. If she does, we end up with 1/2 the amount of food while somehow spending 2x as much.
     
  22. Jul 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Anyone else watching these fights? 1st one was solid. That UK chick is now 11-0.
    Can’t wait for the big premier
     
  23. Jul 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
    Azblue

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    Last woman's one I watched was the one on the Tyson debacle. Was the best fight on that whole cluster fuck, brutal fight with a horrible decision at the end.
     
  24. Jul 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    This. I've read all the other replies and don't have a problem with any of them...but if you're doing a few dozen deliveries and keeping your card in the window you're scamming the system. My Costco has 20+ reserved spots and they're all full all the time. How many times have we seen anyone in the store that deserves it? Zero.
     
  25. Jul 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I watched a couple of minutes of one of the fights and moved onto something else. I love boxing and will generally watch most stuff but never found women's boxing to be that interesting.
     
  26. Jul 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
    TILLY

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    If the fight isn't broadcast from my local Waffle House, I aint interested.
     
  27. Jul 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
    T-Rex266

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    And Taylor remains undefeated.
     
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  28. Jul 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Only 11 pages in a week? Y'all are slipping.
     
  29. Jul 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :rofl:
     
  30. Jul 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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    Spotted our wild salamander, still kicking for another summer.
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