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Blue Thunder · Jun 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

I always point shit out on movies or shows. For example, if it shows someone driving in a car:

“The cars in park there”
“The speedometer isn’t moving”
“There’s no revs on the engine”
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Same. Last scene he was holding a Glock; now it’s a Sig. Some shit is just pure laziness.

I still remember the first time my Dad called out a scene like that. It was the Schwarzenegger flick Commando. Changed my world

GODZILLA · Jun 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM

Blue Thunder said: ↑

Same. Last scene he was holding a Glock; now it’s a Sig. Some shit is just pure laziness.

I still remember the first time my Dad called out a scene like that. It was the Schwarzenegger flick Commando. Changed my world
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Yeah, continuity errors can be jarring once you see them.

Cpl_Punishment · Jun 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM

GODZILLA said: ↑

The stuff I've watched on it (IIRC) had the journal accounts of those who were there and it really was just him yelling no and walking them down blasting. It's one of those things that falls into a miracle, IMO. By all rights he should have been cut down, but he walked through a rain of bullets completely unscathed.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/nAu5guPPcSE?si=MIafrDgYiRu7SBhC

GODZILLA · Jun 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM

Cpl_Punishment said: ↑

https://youtube.com/shorts/nAu5guPPcSE?si=MIafrDgYiRu7SBhC
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Ironically, that clip has one of the things that would drive @LarryDangerfield nuts. Blasting away with a revolver, round after round, with zero rotation of the cylinder.

Cpl_Punishment · Jun 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

I always point shit out on movies or shows. For example, if it shows someone driving in a car:

“The cars in park there”
“The speedometer isn’t moving”
“There’s no revs on the engine”
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You would love the old Hawaii Five-O. The most common goof we laugh about is where one of the cops will leave the office in a 2 door car and arrive at the crime scene in a 4 door.

Cpl_Punishment · Jun 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM

Blue Thunder said: ↑

Same. Last scene he was holding a Glock; now it’s a Sig. Some shit is just pure laziness.

I still remember the first time my Dad called out a scene like that. It was the Schwarzenegger flick Commando. Changed my world
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I think it was Commando that I laughed my ass off at. Arnold is standing behind a row of flowers that are getting shredded by the bad guys' bullets and he's totally fine.

Black Wolf · Jun 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM

hmmm. F-15Q Advanced Eagle.....
https://youtu.be/9NUAjWlNCY4

Blue Thunder · Jun 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM

Cpl_Punishment said: ↑

I think it was Commando that I laughed my ass off at. Arnold is standing behind a row of flowers that are getting shredded by the bad guys' bullets and he's totally fine.
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Only metric flowers are not bullet proof. Everyone knows that

Black Wolf · Jun 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM

......
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IHGjLdbizqo?feature=share

OldGuy03 · Jun 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

How hot is it

this hot

96.1 degrees up in here

49% humidity

happy Friday!!!
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They don't call them sweat pants for no reason.

Leo's first · Jun 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM

Black Wolf said: ↑

......
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IHGjLdbizqo?feature=share
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With enough Vodka

1794TX · Jun 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM

Mdnitedrftr said: ↑

In my younger years, on a guys trip to the DR, we "rented" motorcycles from a group of locals to ride around the island for the day. We had a great but sketchy time, and on our way back to the cruise port, I was thinking maybe I should get a bike when I get back home? No less than a minute later I hear tires screeching and a big crash behind me.

Now, I'm 2nd in our group of 6 so I slam on my brakes and turn around thinking Oh F one of my buddies just got hit, thankfully it was no one in our group, but what I did see was a smashed car, a crushed bike, and the motorcyclist lying on the ground with a pool of blood around his head. I don't know if that guy died, but at the very least he was SERIOUSLY injured. After experiencing that, I wasn't interested in a motorcycle anymore.
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My 'I don't want a bike' moment was when I was 22. There was a relatively new lake in N. Texas and roads there were still new and smooth. I'd been doing 90 or so just a couple of minutes before because there was no one around me, and man it was a ton of fun; but traffic slowed me down. I was acting responsibly around the traffic, but a van darted into my lane. I didn't even have time to brake before the bike keeled over on the curb. I glanced at the speedometer on my way off the bike - 55 - and I landed thankfully in the grassy median. My head missed a tree by inches, and when I finally came to a halt my ankles were astraddle of a signpost.

I got my bell rung pretty good, but yay for helmets; and I got a cut on my arm that probably should have gotten stitches but didn't. That was really all the physical damage to the Steven. The bike, on the other hand...There were so many ways during those few minutes I could have been done for. That was the last time I was on one.

Blue Thunder · Jun 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM

Dog. Truck. Good.

NWPirate · Jun 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM

Blue Thunder said: ↑

Dog. Truck. Good.
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Good pup.

Happy truck birthday!

Azblue · Jun 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM

New Harbor Freight opened close to my house which is a good thing because the one I used to go to was not only farther away but in an area of town that's not exactly the best, or safest. Probably run up this morning, I'm sure I can find some shit to blow a few bucks on.

FrenchToasty · Jun 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM

Azblue said: ↑

New Harbor Freight opened close to my house which is a good thing because the one I used to go to was not only farther away but in an area of town that's not exactly the best, or safest. Probably run up this morning, I'm sure I can find some shit to blow a few bucks on.
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Add to the free flashlight collection

LarryDangerfield · Jun 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM

Azblue said: ↑

New Harbor Freight opened close to my house which is a good thing because the one I used to go to was not only farther away but in an area of town that's not exactly the best, or safest. Probably run up this morning, I'm sure I can find some shit to blow a few bucks on.
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I have to drive an hour to get to a harbor freight unfortunately. Although, it's kind of a blessing too because harbor freight means big city and big city means yucky lol

Azblue · Jun 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

I have to drive an hour to get to a harbor freight unfortunately. Although, it's kind of a blessing too because harbor freight means big city and big city means yucky lol
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This is a shuttered Walgreens store about 2 miles from my house turned into a H.F. This particular store is so old that my mom used to take us as kids because Walgreens used to have an ice cream counter like a Baskin Robbins.

LarryDangerfield · Jun 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM

Azblue said: ↑

This is a shuttered Walgreens store about 2 miles from my house turned into a H.F. This particular store is so old that my mom used to take us as kids because Walgreens used to have an ice cream counter like a Baskin Robbins.
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Wow, what was it like riding in a horse and carriage to go get ice cream?

Azblue · Jun 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

Wow, what was it like riding in a horse and carriage to go get ice cream?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lLNMbRRCyY

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