Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

I might have posted earlier, they took a chunk out of the back of my right shoulder.
I'd guess it was around an inch wide and two inches long.
They let me know when the stitches were removed that the edges of the chunk showed no cancer cells, and that was the end of it.

It's been a year, and they want me to come back for a checkup.
I do have a sketchy spot on my left thigh.

Getting old sucks...

 

That happened here Mass a few days ago. The guy didn't have his harness hooked was flung almost 50'
Miraculously survived https://whdh.com/news/worker-flown-to-hospital-after-gardner-bucket-truck-hit-by-a-tractor-trailer/

 

These biopsy posts are no good. Sketchy stuff and I hope you are all fine and C free. We don't need that bad juju here. I've seen what it does and I like you all too much for that.

 

It's a whole new worthless generation of truck drivers.
A lot of them are green card carrying 'graduates' from a trucking school.
It is not a good thing.
But all is well, they'll be replaced by autonomous trucks in a few years after I retire...

 

BTW, my doctor isn't happy with my right shoulder rehab, and I'm not either.
The left was a breeze, the right not so much.
It is much tighter than the left shoulder surgery, a lot more pain pushing the rehab exercises.

Looks like I'll start back on the Hydrocodone and 800 milligram ibuprofen regularly to push the PT harder.
I was trying to wean myself off, but I did it too soon.

You've all been warned...

 

I'd love to be able to argue against that because it seems like it's some kind of awful profiling or whatever the popular buzz word is these days, but you are dead on. I see so many assholes driving trucks these days and it's because they came from places that don't have actual rules/laws for the road. India comes to mind. If there's space you go and if you're bigger you force your way in. Sucks when they are in an 18 wheeler.

 

20 minutes left in my shift and I am ready to go home. Last few hours I've made several trips to the can with a pretty sour stomach. On the bright side, after those trips and a half a roll of TP (for my bunghole) I am pretty sure I'm down at least 10 pounds.

 

taco bell?

 

Taco Bell has never hurt me, but I've also not had it recently. I did get some TB sauces at wally world for use on quesadillas. That could be the issue, but I've eaten them before with no ill effect.

 

I was blessed with that colon cleanse Wednesday afternoon.

Only lasted a couple hours for me, all on the clock.

Good luck!

 

Cornholio, is that you?
(Waiting with anticipation on @Azblue Could use a little B&B this morning.)

 

As long as your work area/station/cube is within a few feet of the restroom, that's the only way to do it!

 

For sure!


Speaking of being on the clock, 10 hours double time today!

 

YOU, are a bunghole!
Words of wisdom for the office.

My Friday can now progress.

 

My cousin is a commercial truck driver, once he gets a couple of drinks in him he likes to go on epic rants about Swift drivers...

 

Hilarious. Mine was yesterday. Too much coffee in the morning and then a lunch with too much dairy. Download #1 at 1:30 was so loud I was embarrassed to leave the bathroom as I am sure everyone heard me play the porcelain tuba. Got home at 3:00 and went straight to the bathroom.

The wife, as usual, just kept talking like she didn’t watch me do the one-arm monkey run to the shitter. Got my revenge however. Blah blah blah blah OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?

 

I'm overdue as well.
The doctor's office calls me every 2 weeks wanting to schedule.
Every time I see my regular doctor, 2 preop visits in the last 7 months, she gets on me about it.

I need my wife to tell me what day she can take me that fits her schedule.
Might as well get it done since I'm off work anyway.

I had grandparents on both sides pass from complications of colon cancer.
Dad's Mom passed in the hospital, although she was 90-something.
Mom's Dad shot himself after being in and out of the hospital for it.
Although his wife passed a year earlier, he never did well after that.
I think he was in his 70s.

The cleaning-out process isn't as bad as it used to be when I had to start getting colonoscopies 12 years ago.

Happy Friday all............

 

Ugggh, I think I'm due for one as well.

 

I had my first last year. While it wasn’t fun, the prep wasn’t as bad as some had made it out to be.

 

Do you need the mods to change your handle to Brown Thunder?

 

Sad and unfortunate, yes. I feel for the riders loved ones, not as much for the rider.
There's enough morons on the road willing to take you out without you (the rider) having to increase the odds further.

 

This falls under the play stupid games win stupid prizes category. Unfortunate for the friends and family.

 

Sure Wish I Finished Training!

I think they bought us 4 new overhead doors before we banned them at my last plant.

 

I thought it was Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic..

JB Hunt used to be the bottom of the barrel, but I think Swift has taken that token spot..

 

funny story... no haha. She was there with her BF because he found out we were going to run together... but the ugly one on the right is me hahaha