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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:13 AM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Was $1.99 the other day at Costco for me
     
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    Good luck and prayers to you!
     
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  3. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:25 AM
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    porkitt New Member

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    Dang it! Late again...I'll blame it on time zone!
     
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  4. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:32 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Great floor mats!!!! :thumbsup:

    Mashed potatoes and meat loaf is bland to me ;)
     
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  5. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:35 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol...no I'm in a ffff-fff-ffff-ffford:puke:
    Its ok! it's the thought that counts. thanks:fistbump:
     
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  6. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:36 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I wouldn't put those on my truck. Don't want to step on the logo; it's disrespectful. My truck would have any other team LOL
     
  7. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:38 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    You should ask for Patriot mats for xmas lol
     
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  8. Oct 26, 2017 at 10:50 AM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    Your girls can call you Mummy instead of Mommy. They aren't skimpy with the wrap that's for sure.
     
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  9. Oct 26, 2017 at 11:36 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    1509042347139-2054334076.jpg better pic of the leg....

    Then lots of crab meat....

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  10. Oct 26, 2017 at 11:43 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I'm no Dr. but looks like they are cleaning up loose tissue?
     
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  11. Oct 26, 2017 at 11:46 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    They are cleaning up shredded meniscus and cartilage. And they also cleaned up the arthritis that I had in my knee
     
  12. Oct 26, 2017 at 12:01 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I’m right where I need to be
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    Gracefully
     
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  13. Oct 26, 2017 at 12:02 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not sure about that....
     
  14. Oct 26, 2017 at 12:43 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Or peacefully
     
  15. Oct 26, 2017 at 12:46 PM
    boardude

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    My daughter dressed herself today!

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  16. Oct 26, 2017 at 12:57 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Hahaha! o_O What I meant: better (worse) than a someone's first double IPA....
     
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  17. Oct 26, 2017 at 1:03 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    I'm sure she did. Do we also expect to see here in a pool chasing a dollar? LOL. Nice pic.
     
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  18. Oct 26, 2017 at 1:05 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Um, yep. Definitely loopy AF. I just checked my own knee. No bandages, but I cannot take pics if the inside of my knee. :rofl:
     
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  19. Oct 26, 2017 at 1:06 PM
    boardude

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    Lol wouldn't be completely accurate if she did lol
     
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  20. Oct 26, 2017 at 1:08 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Huh. I was wrong....
     
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Touche, Richard!
     
  22. Oct 26, 2017 at 1:51 PM
    Masshole

    Masshole Lovin' The Great North Woods

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    Ouch! I've torn the meniscus in my right knee twice (same location), but managed to avoid surgery. Dr. says looks like it healed itself both times, but sure puts your mobility on the shelf for a while.
     
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  23. Oct 26, 2017 at 2:35 PM
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  24. Oct 26, 2017 at 3:00 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    ummmm...
     
  25. Oct 26, 2017 at 3:01 PM
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    shes a BA! and cute as hell!
     
  26. Oct 26, 2017 at 3:51 PM
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    :D
    This is my 3rd time and 3rd surgery.
     
  27. Oct 26, 2017 at 4:08 PM
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    Ugh
     
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  28. Oct 26, 2017 at 4:31 PM
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    New production item?

     
  29. Oct 26, 2017 at 4:31 PM
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  30. Oct 26, 2017 at 4:35 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    That's sweet looking!
     

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