Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Over the past couple of days, I’ve been playing fishing guide to two lovely older ladies on the boat. One of them—let’s call her “K”—was a bit... well, handsy. Yesterday, while I was bent over in the boat—probably trying not to fall into the water—she decided to give my butt a little unsolicited pat. Charming, right?

At one point, she threw her arms around me for a hug, resting her head on one side of my chest, while she rubbed the other. Then, with the seriousness of a perfume commercial, she told me I smelled “fantastic.” Now, I’d like to clarify—this was a blatant lie. It was 91 degrees, and I’d been rowing a drift boat all day. I probably smelled like a combination of sweat, sunscreen, and regret.

Today, she took it a step further and invited me to spend the night with her. When I mentioned my wife—because, you know, boundaries—her response was, “We won’t tell her.” Classy. She kept pressing her boobs against me and touching my shoulders, chest, and back like I was a human buffet.

Now, I’m not exactly crying foul here—I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a little attention? But here’s the kicker: despite two days of productive fishing, I walked away with... a goose egg in the tips department. Zero. Nada. Nothing. Clearly, I should have put out—or at least pretended I was interested. Lesson learned: next time, maybe I’ll bring a fishing pole and a heart-shaped box of chocolates.

 

Was this one of your clients?

 

The tip for a tip, it's only fair..

 

No and I wish I hadn’t seen that.

 

Just checking in.... Still looking for a job and spending time with family. Happy fathers day to all the dads. Just had my first one and it was amazing. Currently sitting in my mom's driveway looking up installation instructions waiting for my wife to get the boy down LoL.

I love this life and hope y'all are doing great.

 

@Azblue


If fish lived on land what country would they be from?



Finland

 

Some interesting stuff today....

 

Violence is never the way Az. I’m feeling triggered. Well it may just be gas

 

That’s got to be annoying, since if you would have hooked up with her, she could make you pay for that by claiming you were the one being inappropriate.

 

Man that would be one expensive piece of ass, my family and half my stuff …

 

This

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzyy1VO_NM/?igsh=ZGc4YjYxbHp4dmdw

 

Is it the thong or the dolls that is strange to you? According to Amazon reviews they both seem like quality items.

 

From what I can tell without clicking on the link, which would be really bad, yeah that’s it…
but it’s not even a thong. At least what I thought I knew about thongs. But we’re making it worse, probably.

 

Looks great! Got a before pic?

 

are the turn signals in the new led

 

That's slick. Yeah I deleted my post and requoted you to be more clear. But you beat me to the punch.

 

Only concern I would say is small LED's like that are sometimes missed by cagers. I'd probably still use hand signals and keep an eye on my six. Your awareness is your life on a bike. Even at stop signs and stop lights. Leave your self an exit and in gear at lights.

Call me a helicopter, but I've seen bikes just get creamed by unaware drivers in cages.

 

https://youtu.be/v0BbaI9Nci0?si=EgcMG8qF7NQK99vV?t=0m29s?t=29s

Damnit I can't get the video to start at 29 seconds. I have no idea why sometimes time stamps work here and sometimes they don't work.

 

I really do love being from Texas. But we have our share.