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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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    5.7%
  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  4. No - don't plan on getting any

    18 vote(s)
    51.4%
  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

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    8.6%
  1. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    Hey @Azblue someone here told me you really love dad jokes.

    what comes after death?

    Necrophiliacs.
     
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  2. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    How can you tell which nurse at the hospital is the head nurse?


    Her knees are red.
     
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  3. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    You are now #2 on my list, right behind @GODZILLA
     
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  4. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    @Azblue what did I do?
    Just trying to bring you joy

    What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.
     
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  5. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Stole this from TW with all the Costco talk.

    upload_2025-6-7_21-24-20.jpg
     
  7. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    Wow man what a racist graphic! “More honkey” for shame
     
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  8. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    New option added to the poll.
     
  9. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    @Azblue
    I totally understand if my dad jokes have been a bit too much lately—I just can’t help myself! There really is no such thing as a bad dad joke, just a lot of love and puns packed into one cheesy package. Sorry if I’ve been a little overzealous with the humor—that’s just my foesifticated way of spreading smiles. Promise I’ll try to dial it down… or at least keep the dad jokes coming, because they’re too fun to stop!
     
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  10. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No need to single anyone out w/that new poll item...

    This should be a safe and inclusive place to visit. Therefore, ANYONE posting dad jokes should get banned :evil:
     
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  11. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Agreed. Problem is that @T-Rex266 started the whole dad joke shit, but Mods can't ban other Mods. :annoyed:
     
  12. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    @T-Rex266 is a great guy probably my best friend.
     
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  13. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    The bond of Dad jokes is strong.
     
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  14. Jun 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    That's some mighty fine counting there chief! You're like a regular mathemagician! :bowdown:
     
  15. Jun 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    So how much before the official opening time does Costco actually open?
     
  17. Jun 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I was there about 15-20 minutes early and both the tire shop and main doors were open. I went to the tire shop first and had to wait cause there were a couple of people already in there buying tires and batteries.
     
  18. Jun 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sounds like we need a SuperMod or a DaddyMod :devil:

    edit: We could even add a new 'jingle' when DaddyMod strikes...

    the hook will be Mod... DADDY!!!!
     
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  19. Jun 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Acutally I got that from AI

    So, we need to credit the glorius algorithms of the inter webs!!!!
     
  20. Jun 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hell, if were using Canadian math, you have like 9.6 cylinders :D



    PS>>> :canada:


    PPS>>> :fistbump:

    PPPS>>> :ohsnap:
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  22. Jun 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    They are his favorite!
     
  23. Jun 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Very true
     
  24. Jun 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Ugh. I don't want to be awake right now.

    Weird dream woke me up after 4 hours of sleep.

    Hour of yootoob shorts later and I think I can sleep again.
     
  25. Jun 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Was it the HatMan :boink:

    If so, you may wanna back off the Benadryl :D
     
  26. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    my take:

    its akin to Frankenstein

    you bring all these folks in

    didn’t teach them anything other than entitlement

    now Frankenstein is getting up off the table

    and you have no idea what he can/will do

    well, welcome to thunderdome


    Unfucking this mess is necessary

    and it will be painful

    hunker down
     
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  27. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I've heard reference to "the hatman" but have no idea what it means. Elaborate, please.
     
  28. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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    Got up this morning to load the truck for fishing and my damn cooler was stolen out of the bed of my truck in the night.

    makes me glad that I put all my fishing stuff in the garage. Jokes on the joker that stole my shit though there’s an Air Tag in it. So after work ima go get the mfer back.
     
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  29. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Oh shit!

    Tag your LEO buddies. Not worth getting yourself in trouble.
     
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  30. Jun 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Damnit.... I think they had it right back in the day, cutting a hand off would probably cut down a fair bit on stealing...
     
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