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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

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    28.6%
  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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    5.7%
  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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    51.4%
  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

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    I'll bring you my truck;)
     
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    My first thought went to: They're rioting over a Santana song?
    Nope, it's just "Migra."
     
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    j-utah

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    It’s a minor debate over living arrangements and resources, with tear gas. The real riots come later.
     
  7. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I'm all for "patina" on old stuff if it's real. No major rust outs, just faded paint and surface rust at most. Anything beyond that and it becomes just another rust bucket.
     
  8. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    This is a big reason why I want to live in the rural countryside. The big city "social unrest" is way too frequent for my liking...
     
  9. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm with you on the curated patina, can't stand it. All original surface rust is fine but as soon as you clear coat the surface rust it becomes stupid, just paint the damn thing. Also, a fake rust paint job is puke worthy. There is a guy in my town that has a 2015-ish 2500 Chevy that he purposely gave a paint job to make it look like surface rust is appearing throughout the entire truck and God is it terrible.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Yep. Can’t wait until he is..and I’m sure he will be.
     
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    I will refrain from commenting on the riots. :censored:
     
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    Protest turned riot. Yes yes..let’s go commit crimes. Destroy property. Destroy innocent people property. Set vehicles on fire. Idiots
     
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    Have a few beers like me, what's the worst that can happen?
     
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    Welp…being short I had to use a step-stool to get to the roof of this (lifted) 4R. Guess I need to invest in some anti slip mats on for it lol
    Caught my fall, kinda

    IMG_8720.jpg
     
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    Oh, I am. And if I say what I actually feel like saying, well.............
     
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    Ouch, what part of your body are we looking at exactly? I see stubble.
     
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    Ouch! You just got surgery. Don't go breaking yourself again!
     
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    Inner bicep area near armpit
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm opposite to avoid the burst of older folks and arrived usually right at 730pm... The only drawback to that is checkstands are shutting down by the time I'm done, so only a couple of lanes are open right about 830. Nornally it's pretty quick though, unless I happen to land behind someone w/a couple of large flat bed carts. Either way employees aren't F'n around too much as they want to be done and get home!!!!

    Pro Tip: No food samping to be had that time of day, so the aimless wanderers are all gone :D
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Bunch of worthless POS.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Now this... is awesome financial advice!!!
     
  30. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's double what you're running in your rig :rolleyes:
     
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