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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    ColoradoTJ

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    Colorado Springs right now.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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  5. Jun 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Bro are those red 40 shish kabobs?
     
  6. Jun 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    You should write a satire book on investing and living your best life. I would buy it. :rofl::fistbump:
     
  7. Jun 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Bro instead of the Antichrist I'm like the anti-Dave Ramsey
     
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    Chinese BBQ skewers from the local butcher shop
     
  9. Jun 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I'm not purposely trying to pick on you but hopefully your camera just did them dirty because they look like they were sitting in a Kool-Aid brine for 24 hours.
     
  10. Jun 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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    :rofl:Yep they bright red
    They were very tasty
    IMG_1183.jpg
     
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    You never had Chinese BBQ? It's always that color.
     
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    Not happy about the nail trimIMG_6178.jpg
     
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    I’ll have to defer to @ToyoMafia here. I haven’t been cruising this forum lately so I’m not sure if he’s started looking for 2026 submissions yet
     
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    I thought we had a lot of fuckery here. Apparently we don't.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Honestly? I'm not so certain I have had Chinese barbecue. The amount of different types of foods and cuisines that I have tried is severely limited lol.
     
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    Hmmm. Maybe the government is actually smart
     
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    Probably the worse financial advise you have given
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Yep that’s what I keep telling the wife. She tells me every single day to make an appt for them to cut it or whatever they do. Soonest appointment via telephone is 7/2
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yeah, screw that guy, he gives horrible financial advice.





    I would try Kool-Aid marinated meat sticks. But they must be cooked well done, or course.
     
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    After some of the pics I’ve seen from Sedona already I know the next cal is gonna be fire
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just had to go there didn't you? I'm totally on board with not liking raw things, but well done? Really?! Each time you say well done steak it makes me physically recoil.
     
  25. Jun 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
    Black Wolf

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    I'd ask my cat for financial advice before using Dave Ramsey's
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Meow
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :D
     
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    My husky acts like hes getting murdered when he gets his nails trimmed.
     
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    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Good one.
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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