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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    OldGuy03

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    yes. I saw that but was trying to keep it somewhat clean with the lady present.
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek:I did not poop in here! Maybe popped in, but DEFINITELY did NOT poop.:rofl:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  4. May 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Wow! That's refreshing. Thanks! But don't need to worry about me. I'm sure I've heard (and seen) it all after 24yrs as a military cop and working in a jail for 8yrs....
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Pooped?

    BJs and BMs :rofl:

    Preferably not at the same time..
     
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    Yeah my bad. Spell check thought pooped in, was better than popped in.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Beavis what.jpg
     
  9. May 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure she'd run circles around us...

    But, your're probably right, my bad :(

    I just couldn't help myself :pout:

    Plus, my morning coffee(s) just kicked in, so....

    :benchpress:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. May 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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    Commonly referred to as a blumpkin.
     
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    4x4_Angel

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    So, does that mean you're ready to poop or have energy now? Or both?
     
  13. May 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So... what are you up to these days???
     
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    Wow, with a little encouragement, and possibly some alcohol, this thread really delivers.
     
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    So many LOL's tonight. Y'all are the best.
     
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    Since not being allowed back to the jail after my injury, I quit before they could fire me so I could get my vacation and sick time paid out. I now work at a credit union (work from home/call center, go in one day a week). I have had to learn to be nice to people who are assholes to me. :angrygirl: And I'm a stock show mom for the last 3 years and still going.....
     
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    So, funny thing here...

    I originally typed that post w/the :nuclear: emoji instead of the weight bench emoji.... looked at it and thought...

    :monocle:... that may convey that an 'urgency' is quite present and decided to switch to the :benchpress: emoji to illustrate my feelings of 'Now is the time for a strong internet presence'!!!!


    But, thanks for asking, as that logic definitely tracks!!! :hattip:
     
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    :poking:
     
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    Soooo when you say stock show mom, are you talking about the girls showing off farm stock, or are you vending t-shirts?? iirc they were raising pigs, right???
     
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    They show pigs.

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    This was one of our pigs from this past season that just ended
     
  23. May 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    We were just hoping you weren't going to stay mad at us for the whole poison ivy thing...

    That one went straight over my head :tinfoilhat:
     
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    Poison ivy? Please tell me he didn't use it as TP....
     
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    Totally agree, laughter is the best medicine.
     
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    Yeah I'm not saying I get it. Or have even tried it. But apparently there is a fetish for all sorts of strange folks out there in the world.
     
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    @LarryDangerfield Has a thing for women that work in banking, watch out for him. Also, Sucks about the injury, I had something similar at the post office after 20 years. Got sick and was told retire or we'll can you after you run out of leave. So, I retired and ride a desk now.
     
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    No... 244299


    I think most of us just skimmed over the joke behind it and we weren't paying attention to the humor he was delivering here...

    We were then appropriately chastised for our lack of attention to detail regarding his efforts :anonymous:
     
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    Holy crap... did we just switch to fetishes???

    :yes:
     
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    Dude I wasn't even going to go there, but...


    :nuclear:



    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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