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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. May 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Well, it’s raining now here lol
     
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  2. May 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I love my green yard, so I added some additional revive earlier today post trim/mow so it’ll grow even thicker. It will appreciate the rain
     
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    Not sure if this is true, but it sure feels like it.
     
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  4. May 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    We usually do the Costco thing as the only Sam's Club around here is across town, but using my .gov email gets us a membership for $20. Went ahead and signed up, figure we might go tomorrow morning when all the good and decent people are at church. hopefully won't be too crowded.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Buy Costco gas… best way to pay for that membership
     
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  6. May 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I do whenever I'm near it and need gas.
     
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  7. May 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Being self sufficient is often taken for granted. I remember as my father started to deteriorate, one of things that gave him the most frustration was not being able to drive...
     
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  8. May 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I would say this is 1000% true...
     
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  9. May 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I'm no scientist, but I understand the logic and reasoning behind it. It's like when I see a bad parent mishandling their kids when they're misbehaving, not cool but I understand that from when I was bad kid and they/I probably deserved it. On the other hand, if I ever see someone mistreating/hurting their pet, I want to inflict pain on that person really really bad. Maybe it's just me. :notsure: :)
     
  10. May 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    Good for you.
    When I first read that I hit a mental stop at first time in 17 days I showered and thought :eek2:
     
  11. May 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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  12. May 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Pretty sure I've posted pictures from that same spot :D
    Love it :fistbump:
     
  13. May 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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    I know the feelings are, but so much "science" especially in robo reader vids is just made up.
     
  14. May 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Any of you 2.5 gen guys replace your license plate light?
    My Scamazon cheap LED ones are flaking out
     
  15. May 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    yes

    I ordered some vled lights for the rear facing bedlight on top of the cab

    and they sent me a couple license plate lights for free

    that was a couple years ago

    they still work

    <this next part has nothing to do with the license plate lights>


    But



    the rear facing bed lights started to interfere with my remote just in the last few weeks

    they worked great for a good while
     
  16. May 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Gonna be a good day

    it was 96 yesterday. 90%humidity

    about the same today

    out on the lake yesterday. A couple made their pontoon boat into an ice cream truck

    genius. They would just pull up to anchored boats

    instant sell!

    upload_2025-5-25_6-36-36.jpg
     
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  17. May 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 0069...

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    I'm not sure what parts of Texas they live in but is there any risk of American alligators being in those waters?
     
  18. May 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    They have been seen here. Rare tho

    as we are a fresh water drinking water reservoir for houston

    but only up in the state forest part up north

    in the shallow waters




    south of the bridge, the lake is quite busy with boaters. Probably scares them away

    north of the bridge is fishing territory

    lake Conroe
     
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  19. May 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Was the female half of that couple hot??

    Pics damn it... :frusty:
     
  20. May 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :fistbump:
    Nice views, enjoy the weekend!
     
  21. May 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  22. May 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Gives me ass sweats just reading that
     
  23. May 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    We hit 103 a couple of days ago, but it's still nice and dry. The temps ramp up in June and the humidity will join soon after for monsoon season.
     
  24. May 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Ordered. $17 with shipping

    I didn't want to linger on the site too long, it would of been $317 in no time :laugh:
     
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  26. May 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Looking forward to them. :thumbsup:
     
  27. May 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    agree

    I just got the front turn signals


    They are damn bright
     
  28. May 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I first tried Headlight Revolution for plate lights.
    The contacts were so thin that the normal truck vibrations broke them.
    In order to get a replacement, I had to mail them the bad bulbs on my own dime and then buy something to run while I waited for replacements.
    Never bought from them again.

    I've had issues with a few Amazon LEDs, and the sellers just sent new bulbs..

    I did end up running VLED plate lights as well as @memario1214 Hottails that use VLEDs..
    Never a problem..:thumbsup:
     
  29. May 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I had them on my tundra too. No issues
     
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  30. May 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Hauled back home on the bike as rain was picking up. Axle freaking out with thunder so had to medicare him, lol.
     

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