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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. May 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Right back at cha... from one big sloppy wet drawn out BJ ;)
     
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  2. May 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    For the record, that 2024 F-150 FP700 w/1,700 miles went for $52,500...

    Not bad...
     
  3. May 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Maybe it's just me but I don't think orgasms should follow family on the weekend agenda. :laugh:
     
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  4. May 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Paging @LarryDangerfield :boink:

    Well???? :rofl:

    :nuclear:
     
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  5. May 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Your wife is family, ain't she?

    Besides, I never said it had to be your family. Go bang @LarryDangerfield 's sister... but then you gotta deal with your wife.
     
  6. May 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:

    She might join in :D
     
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  7. May 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ... and you know this from experience???
     
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  8. May 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nope :(
     
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  9. May 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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  10. May 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Now you need to try some whiskies of similar vintage...
     
  11. May 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Nope… just dungies and rock crabs in these waters
     
  12. May 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 0069...

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    Cheese is some amazing stuff. If you had to pin me down on a last meal, it would be some Taleggio with freshly baked crusty sourdough bread and various salami's.
     
  13. May 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    No clue about their service. I was commenting on money saved by not having your billing address in a tax-loving region.

    I have Xfinity since it is super cheap. It’s bulk-serviced Verizon and at my price is reasonable at best
     
  14. May 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Is it their modem?
     
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  16. May 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No, I own my equipment, the service just keeps having outages.
     
  17. May 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I have a buddy here who has starlink and zero complaints. Zero

    he then added a line to his rv as well
     
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  18. May 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I used @AZBoatHauler 's while camping at T2S last month. I was impressed as the signal was fine inside my trailer which was a fair bit away from where he was camped.
     
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  19. May 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Besides @Blue Thunder I think @RainMan_PNW has Starlink for a home IP
     
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  20. May 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    we use it at warehouse as backup

    partner uses it at his house. He lives on acreage out in BFE.



    but it’s $500 a month for him
     
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  21. May 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Sounds like he’s paying for globalIMG_6129.jpg
     
  22. May 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    I have it at home now as well.
    IMG_2753.jpg
     
  23. May 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    First time in 17 days I showered and got dressed by myself..
    Off to the grocery store, first time to drive and leave the house on my own in 18 days..:thumbsup:

    [​IMG]
     
  24. May 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No more reach-arounds?? :(

    Congrats otherwise!
     
  25. May 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Yes
    Compared to the 3M/0.5M DSL service available at my house, it’s great.
    I fucking hate paying that douche nozzle $120 every month, but there’s no other viable options for me. Cell service is also non-existent at my house.
     
  26. May 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    IMG_6146.jpg WTF!
    Should we use his GPS coords? Nah
    Should we ping any of the dozen towers physically closer? Nah

    Let’s connect to a tower 37 miles awayIMG_6145.jpg
     
  27. May 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  28. May 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Stick good.
    Dog like stick too.
    Tug of war with hoo-man and fetch stick.
     
  29. May 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This is bull shit
    Weather has been calling for rain, hail possible tornados all day. Only thing we’ve had is dark clouds and causing my allergies to go haywire. I could have ridden some today :(
     
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  30. May 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Weather report all week called for 61 degrees and cloudy today. Been blue skies all day and probably hit 70.

    None of my weather apps were close. Starting to wonder if someone is playing with the dials
     
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