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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I don't understand how a fella's phone can say you have great service but it's actually not working at all. Someone please explain lol.

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    5G. You’re welcome
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  4. May 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    This and next week's dates are full of palindromes.
     
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  5. May 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That's a Google mail issue.
     
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  6. May 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    "How many bloody G's are there?"
    - Ozzy
     
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  7. May 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Ozzy will prolly still be recording songs when 10G hits.....
     
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  8. May 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Or AI Ozzy....
     
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  9. May 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I’d pay to see that. If anyone should be immortalized with AI it’s that crazy bastard.
     
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  10. May 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    10 hrs double time tomorrow :headbang:
     
  11. May 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I wish, nothing was loading. I couldn't access my beloved forums!
     
  12. May 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Tim Hortons is a coffee shop. They've toyed with offering lunch and dinner options but those never seem to do very well.

    The best fast food burgers around here are probably Harvey's. A&W is our go-to.
     
  13. May 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Lots of ways/reasons.

    Fun thing I learned from our engineers; the signal strength your phone shows isn't live. It has to be programmed/calibrated. If it's done incorrectly the tower can be telling your phone you have great service when you are actually in a shit service spot.
     
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  14. May 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Looked Harvey's up. The stuffed cheeseburger looks darn good and the fries. I'd substitute mustard in place of the ketchup though. Harv'ehs!
    https://youtu.be/ijtmLt-L0OI
     
  15. May 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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  16. May 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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    I found the problem




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  18. May 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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  19. May 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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    Uh, no? I have had apple. It was way worse for me.
     
  20. May 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    :puke:
     
  21. May 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Have you ever ripped one in bed that was of such high quality in both sound and smell that your wife not only verbally exclaims her shock and horror, but also physically hits you? I did last night and I am still very proud of it. I doubt I will ever be able to match that one.
     
  22. May 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
    T-Rex266

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    She literally has a bottle of some sort of perfume or something on her nightstand specifically for this lol
     
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  23. May 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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    Harvey's? Really??
     
  24. May 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Your choice? Not a great local burger, but a fast food burger near you. Get here and get an In-N-Out. Winning.
     
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  25. May 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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    Decided to go for a drive today. Exercised the 4WD for about 10 miles, even though I didn't need it.

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    Zoomed in for the super angsty and edgy graffiti.

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  26. May 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    :yes:
     
  27. May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    The great thing about Harvey's is the burgers are fully customizable - like 5G but we had Harvey's far earlier.
     
  28. May 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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    5 Guys.
     
  29. May 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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    Also, I have a stick.

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    Titanic: *sinking*

    that one guy who fucking knew this would happen: I fucking knew this would happen
     
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