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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. May 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Now, listen here Shirley....o_O

    While I agree with you GZ, I'm somewhat concerned as to how certain you are of that statement.
    I'm hoping it was meant in the general sense as I don't believe anyone besides my wife has been privvy to said crack. :eek2:
     
  2. May 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I think I could smell that through the screen. :drool::drool:
     
  3. May 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Well, I said I was fat and you said "same" so I presumed that you did not have a desirable crack upon which to gaze.
    Now we need to know. Send picture of your crack to @Azblue as we generally trust his "would" judgement. The sooner he gets it, and the more images, the better.
     
  4. May 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    She needs some upper lip...
     
  5. May 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    and fires along the fwy
     
  6. May 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    Again, you are correct. But is there really such a thing as a desirable male ass crack? Azblue's judgement not withstanding.
    And yeah, I'll get right on that.:rolleyes:

    Night all, I'm out.
     
  7. May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    GODZILLA

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    To me? No.

    To @Azblue ? Well, he will tell us after you send him pics of yours.
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2025
  8. May 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No, please don't.
     
  9. May 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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    Fat shaming should still be a thing. It's like uh, freedom of speech and stuff. :burp:
     
  10. May 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Well? Which is it???

    20250519_113711.jpg
     
  11. May 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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    Asleep around 0030. Dog woke me up at 0251 throwing up. Idiot (Axle) decided to start eating the leaves off a new rose bush the wife brought home yesterday that we haven’t planted. Back asleep around 4’ish. Back up around 0745
     
  12. May 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Kuul beans!
     
  13. May 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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    Did you gag?
     
  14. May 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  15. May 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
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    I've compiled a bunch of parts for things I want to do to the tundra. Speaker and sound deadening upgrades. Topper roof rack tracks and bars. Front/ rear diffs and transfer case fluid exchanges. ATF drain and fill. I know I'm always praising the late snows around here but this cold and snowy spring is wearing on my patience to install said items.

    End rant, because I know. I know.

    Just some first world problem bs. :sadviolin:
     
  17. May 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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    I never et me none Pee-Can pie.

    8je7rh.jpg
     
  18. May 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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  19. May 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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  20. May 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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    East of the Big Muddy I think them jokers say pee can. It's the Texas National Tree, so I might be partial to how we say it.
     
  21. May 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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    Praising late snows.... SMH. You are one funny dude.
    That shit can't be gone soon enough for me.
     
  22. May 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    1794TX

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    I know a magical place where the snow never lasts more than one single week.
     
  23. May 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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    Snowed here in Alamosa briefly a few minutes ago. Nearby mountains are getting snow now. Big mountains.
     
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  24. May 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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    I seriously want to retire to that magical place and rarely have to deal with the white stuff.
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm a big fan of shady Chinese products being able to say whatever they want and make wild ass claims. Looking at ebikes and some of the too good to be true cheap bikes will make ridiculous claims of range. Flashlights too. Millions of lumens!
     
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    You’re message is sunshine and #1 most premium best in uSA
     
  27. May 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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    Holy crap, that's a flashback to when I managed a fireworks store.
     
  28. May 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I ordered a two pack of all natural bug spray and it showed up with one of the bottles empty because it leaked all over inside of the shipping envelope. Amazon is trying to get me to return it to Kohl's to get a replacement. I'm not returning an empty/covered in spray bottle to get a replacement lol
     
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    No. I saw it and threw a paper towel on it and looked the other way, then went to tell the wife lol
     
  30. May 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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