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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Sweet! (trying to hit 50 posts)
     
  2. May 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I have a lot to catch up on..

    that said, I almost created a "2017 Tundra hauls space shuttle" post just to lighten up all the hard up folks...

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  3. May 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Future astronaut in the house maybe?
     
  4. May 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    It's not raining and overcast....just sayin.
     
  5. May 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Now, listen here Shirley....o_O

    While I agree with you GZ, I'm somewhat concerned as to how certain you are of that statement.
    I'm hoping it was meant in the general sense as I don't believe anyone besides my wife has been privvy to said crack. :eek2:
     
  6. May 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I think I could smell that through the screen. :drool::drool:
     
  7. May 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Well, I said I was fat and you said "same" so I presumed that you did not have a desirable crack upon which to gaze.
    Now we need to know. Send picture of your crack to @Azblue as we generally trust his "would" judgement. The sooner he gets it, and the more images, the better.
     
  8. May 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    She needs some upper lip...
     
  9. May 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    and fires along the fwy
     
  10. May 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    Again, you are correct. But is there really such a thing as a desirable male ass crack? Azblue's judgement not withstanding.
    And yeah, I'll get right on that.:rolleyes:

    Night all, I'm out.
     
  11. May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    To me? No.

    To @Azblue ? Well, he will tell us after you send him pics of yours.
     
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  12. May 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No, please don't.
     
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  13. May 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Fat shaming should still be a thing. It's like uh, freedom of speech and stuff. :burp:
     
  14. May 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Asleep around 0030. Dog woke me up at 0251 throwing up. Idiot (Axle) decided to start eating the leaves off a new rose bush the wife brought home yesterday that we haven’t planted. Back asleep around 4’ish. Back up around 0745
     
  16. May 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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    Kuul beans!
     
  17. May 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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    Did you gag?
     
  18. May 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  19. May 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I've compiled a bunch of parts for things I want to do to the tundra. Speaker and sound deadening upgrades. Topper roof rack tracks and bars. Front/ rear diffs and transfer case fluid exchanges. ATF drain and fill. I know I'm always praising the late snows around here but this cold and snowy spring is wearing on my patience to install said items.

    End rant, because I know. I know.

    Just some first world problem bs. :sadviolin:
     
  21. May 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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    I never et me none Pee-Can pie.

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  22. May 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
    Black Wolf

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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    East of the Big Muddy I think them jokers say pee can. It's the Texas National Tree, so I might be partial to how we say it.
     
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    Praising late snows.... SMH. You are one funny dude.
    That shit can't be gone soon enough for me.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I know a magical place where the snow never lasts more than one single week.
     
  27. May 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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    Snowed here in Alamosa briefly a few minutes ago. Nearby mountains are getting snow now. Big mountains.
     
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    I seriously want to retire to that magical place and rarely have to deal with the white stuff.
     
  29. May 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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