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T-Rex266 · May 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM

Tornado ripped through Bennett (around 40 mins from me)

OldGuy03 · May 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Tornado ripped through Bennett (around 40 mins from me)

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that giant hole in the roof...

GODZILLA · May 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Tornado ripped through Bennett (around 40 mins from me)

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Are those your pics or from the interwebs?

T-Rex266 · May 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Are those your pics or from the interwebs?
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Pic from interwebz. I have a video from a friend but I can’t post a video here

1lowlife · May 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM

AZBaldy said: ↑

I have no idea how you folks living in Winterfell manage it but kudos to you all...I guess I'm more used to Arrakis and Shai Hulud...
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1794TX said: ↑

You couldn't have somehow mixed Hoth or Tattooine in there? Pshh.
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GODZILLA · May 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM

1lowlife said: ↑

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BlackNBlu · May 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM

OldGuy03 said: ↑

that giant hole in the roof...
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If that was my home I'd be counting my blessings that it still had a partial roof and was still standing.
Hope all are safe.

Azblue · May 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM

Just got back from the grocery store, and let me preface this by saying I am not a small guy, so I'm not trying to fat shame anyone, but why do some very large women feel the need to wear tight short shorts or yoga pants. You just can't un-see that.

GODZILLA · May 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Just got back from the grocery store, and let me preface this by saying I am not a small guy, so I'm not trying to fat shame anyone, but why do some very large women feel the need to wear tight short shorts or yoga pants. You just can't un-see that.
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Because society has decided that shaming bad behavior is "toxic" and that "big is beautiful" and other such nonsense.

I'm fat. You won't see me shirtless because I am aware that fat is not pleasant to look at, so I don't subject the general public to it. It's called being courteous. Oh, wait.... being courteous requires you be somewhat aware of others around you and that what you do has an impact on them. Narcissists are incapable of this.

Azblue · May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Because society has decided that shaming bad behavior is "toxic" and that "big is beautiful" and other such nonsense.

I'm fat. You won't see me shirtless because I am aware that fat is not pleasant to look at, so I don't subject the general public to it. It's called being courteous. Oh, wait.... being courteous requires you be somewhat aware of others around you and that what you do has an impact on them. Narcissists are incapable of this.
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Well I can say with total honesty that none of the examples I just saw were beautiful.

nobodyintexas · May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Because society has decided that shaming bad behavior is "toxic" and that "big is beautiful" and other such nonsense.

I'm fat. You won't see me shirtless because I am aware that fat is not pleasant to look at, so I don't subject the general public to it. It's called being courteous. Oh, wait.... being courteous requires you be somewhat aware of others around you and that what you do has an impact on them. Narcissists are incapable of this.
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Well said

nobodyintexas · May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Well I can say with total honesty that none of the examples I just saw were beautiful.
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These days. It would be like seeing a unicorn

GODZILLA · May 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

These days. It would be like seeing a unicorn
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1lowlife · May 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Just got back from the grocery store, and let me preface this by saying I am not a small guy, so I'm not trying to fat shame anyone, but why do some very large women feel the need to wear tight short shorts or yoga pants. You just can't un-see that.
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This happened yesterday.
First day out of the house since my surgery 10 days ago.
Wife took me to lunch and then to Tom Thumb.
Felt good to get out and walk despite the brace on my arm.

Standing at the deli waiting for the employee to stop talking to a coworker to get my stuff.
My wife and I both looked at and saw Quanisha wearing a skin-tight pink yoga onesie.
Then we looked at each other and laughed out loud, receiving 'oh no you dinnitt,' looks from her.
I was disgusted for hours after that.

She looked like a half eaten melting pink thing..

I decided against not posting the pic I wanted to post..

nobodyintexas · May 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM

Our internet is fixed!!!

had to run a new line back to the junction

Xfinity quelled the savage uprising

it was slowly deteriorating , allowing noise to gank up the signal

we are back to blazing fast

nobodyintexas · May 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM

1lowlife said: ↑

This happened yesterday.
First day out of the house since my surgery 10 days ago.
Wife took me to lunch and then to Tom Thumb.
Felt good to get out and walk despite the brace on my arm.

Standing at the deli waiting for the employee to stop talking to a coworker to get my stuff.
My wife and I both looked at and saw Quanisha wearing a skin-tight pink yoga onesie.
Then we looked at each other and laughed out loud, receiving 'oh no you dinnitt,' looks from her.
I was disgusted for hours after that.

She looked like a half eaten melting pink thing..

I decided against not posting the pic I wanted to post..
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We need more of these posts

I love hearing the real side of humanity

BlackNBlu · May 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Because society has decided that shaming bad behavior is "toxic" and that "big is beautiful" and other such nonsense.

I'm fat. You won't see me shirtless because I am aware that fat is not pleasant to look at, so I don't subject the general public to it. It's called being courteous. Oh, wait.... being courteous requires you be somewhat aware of others around you and that what you do has an impact on them. Narcissists are incapable of this.
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Same.
For the same reason I wear a belt and keep my pants up. No one needs or wants to see my ass crack.

Leo's first · May 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM

Belly-button shirts
If you can't remember the last time you've seen yours THEY’RE NOT FOR YOU

T-Rex266 · May 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Just got back from the grocery store, and let me preface this by saying I am not a small guy, so I'm not trying to fat shame anyone, but why do some very large women feel the need to wear tight short shorts or yoga pants. You just can't un-see that.
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Yep! Disgusting!

1lowlife · May 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM

BlackNBlu said: ↑

Same.
For the same reason I wear a belt and keep my pants up. No one needs or wants to see my ass crack.
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I disagree....
Someone wants to see YOUR ass crack..

Not that there is anything wrong with that..

My apologies, hydrocondone about 30 minutes ago..

GODZILLA · May 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM

1lowlife said: ↑

I disagree....
Someone wants to see YOUR ass crack..

Not that there is anything wrong with that..
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No. No one wants to see that. Maybe @T-Rex266 's but that's cuz he's fit AF.

Blue Thunder · May 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

We need more of these posts

I love hearing the real side of humanity
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Ok…

Azblue · May 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM

I still get emails from Motor Trend even though I haven't subscribed in years. Anyways, I was reading about that new cheap EV Slate truck and all I have to say is..would.

Not the truck, but the chick that designed it.

T-Rex266 · May 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM

GODZILLA said: ↑

No. No one wants to see that. Maybe @T-Rex266 's but that's cuz he's fit AF.
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My ass is small tho

T-Rex266 · May 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM

Blue Thunder said: ↑

Ok…
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Just missing a protest

Azblue · May 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

My ass is small tho
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Info that none of us needed.

1794TX · May 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM

For my fellow grammar ntzs

GODZILLA · May 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM

Dinner!

It's a baked potato covered in pulled pork. Food truck made it two days ago and it is still awesome!

Black Wolf · May 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

And then you have the clowns that are making carbon capture units for stupid reasons

once you capture the carbon…. Then what???

I’ll wait
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Release it into the air!

Black Wolf · May 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Same. We only have a little bit of fencing to finishing staining, and then we need to add sealant
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I'm finishing a stretch of barbed wire fence tomorrow. What's a proper stain for that, besides my blood?

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