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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    24oz at 6%, you sure you're up to it?
     
  2. May 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    6% will knock your ladyself out!
     
  3. May 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
     
  4. May 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Hell yeah!!



    White girl wasted.jpg
     
  5. May 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    If I didn't know any better I'd say it's making it much harder to be competitive in this video game....
     
  6. May 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Stop playing games and watch some porn instead. Problem solved.
     
  7. May 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :ohsnap:

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  8. May 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  9. May 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Still waaaaaaay cheaper than paying retail for their products here in the states!!!
     
  10. May 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Reported.... politics!!!!! :evil:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :nuclear:
     
  11. May 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You should've captured it and mailed it to @nobodyintexas to add to his 'habit'...
     
  12. May 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I give it a 9.37862 out of 10
     
  13. May 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I just got an email today from Chase Home Lending saying that I am pre-approved for a home loan in the amount of $1,463,277 (WTF)???



    Looks like terms would be 20% down; 30 years at just under $7,000/month; and APR @ just over 6%... :rofl::rofl::rofl:



    Don't these dumbasses know I'm retired and on a fixed income :evil:
     
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  14. May 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Chase has been sending me emails for 15 years wanting me to update my income so they can send me silly emails like that.
    They say update your income and we can increase your credit card limits as well you could be eligible for other special offers...:eek:

    The joke is on them, I don't use CCs...:spending:
     
  15. May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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    Back in the mid 2000’s, my buddy had something like $8000 of two dollar bills. It was pretty cool to see all of them banded up in his huge duffle bag.
     
  16. May 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
    whodatschrome

    whodatschrome New Member

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    lots of dents
    Soooo….ummmm are Camas pocket gophers good eatins?
     
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  17. May 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    They must've accidentally mixed up your email with Larry's.
     
  18. May 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
    gdisarray

    gdisarray Short term member

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    Tint and wheels. Decked box in the bed. S and B Cold Air filters under the hood. Shiftpower throttle response controller.
    In a parking lot......

     
  19. May 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    what they know?

    they know you are not on the debt plantation.

    and want you back on it.

    congrats for being free.
     
  20. May 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    upload_2025-5-17_5-2-36.png
     
  21. May 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    A good reason to be awake this morning IMG_6091.jpg
     
  22. May 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This is 100000% truth... and unfortunately, it's what they want for ALL of us!!!!

    For any of the younger folks out there, find your path to not being on the end of someone else's line...
     
  23. May 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    debt

    I bought my 2020 Tundra on Star wars day 2020

    0% Toyota finance.

    now it's paid off.


    NOTHING feels better than a car without a note.




    think about that...how many folks, these days, have a debt free car?

    I reckon 20%
     
  24. May 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Wanna know how civilized your family is?

    have the internet drop for 8 hours



    I think our 7 yr old Xfinity router is about to shit the bed. It’s been actin’ a fool for about a month

    it’s back up now


    So


    I ordered a full Monty G36 modem with wifi6*

    Xfinity installing Sunday







    *….like I even know what that is.
     
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  25. May 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    If there is something more wamdigous

    I don’t care

    my intent is to calm these savages

    upload_2025-5-17_6-27-42.png
     
  26. May 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Yes


    And very yes.
     
  27. May 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :hungry::drool:

    Nothing? o_O Not even a vigorous and enthusiastic blow job?
     
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  28. May 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I really like staying up late but still waking up early.....
     
  29. May 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That has to be sarcasm... or you're still drunk.
     
  30. May 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    no

    debt free is the best feeling

    it makes all the other ones exceptionallly better
     
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