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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
    OldGuy03

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    It's not open yet.:evil:
     
  2. May 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I thought a hoedown was an injured slut...:eek2::cool:

    [​IMG]
     
  3. May 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Or a slut who's down to F...

    oh never mind.
     
  4. May 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    And the whole no meat thing.
     
  5. May 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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  6. May 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Sorry bro you just lost your man card, hard cider isn't supposed to have flavor added to it.



    Or something like that I can't remember the rules exactly
     
  7. May 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Last edited: May 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
  8. May 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I've been hunting for over 50 years.
    My daughter used to add them to Ramen noodles and add HuliHuli sauce also.
     
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  9. May 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Huh. With ramen. Not sure I would like that, but I've never had squirrel.
     
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  10. May 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
    Outbound

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    Bro, my man card is irrevocable for 10 reasons:

    1. girl dad
    2. welder
    3. medic
    4. gun owner
    5. meat eater
    6. whiskey drinker
    7. i'm not you
    8. 1st AND 3rd gen Tundra owner
    9. blowjob appreciator
    10. excellent cook

    I can drink what I want, how I want.
     
  11. May 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I wasn't a fan. I like all 3 individually, just not mixed together
     
  12. May 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Checks the Googles… how much alcohol can I bring back from Canada…

    Edit: Lots, but pay taxes after the first liter. Noted
     
  13. May 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  14. May 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Besides, sampling the hard Dicken's Cider was for science. So:
    11. Scientist
     
  15. May 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I was just trying to fit in, I too drink whatever I want whenever :D
     
  16. May 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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  17. May 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Happy Friday!
     
  18. May 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
    Outbound

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    Yeah, but you generally drink the wrong stuff the wrong way.
     
  19. May 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  20. May 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  21. May 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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    Add 5 points to that guy's man card. He also is scientist of sorts.
     
  22. May 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Somebody at work is going to panic scroll lol
     
  23. May 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    It's technically SFW soooo @GODZILLA can't get mad at me. :rofl:
     
  24. May 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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    Neat picture.
     
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    :amen:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Walking through Lowe's this morning, caught part a conversation from these two Whiskey Tango employees.

    This is all I hear.
    Man- How do I get that done?
    Women- You just have to log in and click on it.
    Man- Then what?
    Women- That's it, just hit yes it and you're trained!

    High level Lowe's training :rolleyes:
     
  28. May 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
    OldGuy03

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    More rants about the ways in which people (don't) think when parking. Not only are you not parked in a spot, you ran over the fire hydrant. :thumbsup:

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  29. May 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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    Guilty.
     
  30. May 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Had to search the HuliHuli sauce...will definitely try that. Probably not squirrel though.
    Don't get me wrong, and no disrespect meant.
    Serious (possibly dumb, but remember, non-hunter) question though:
    How do you know a wild animal you want to eat doesn't carry disease, or is it all taken care of in the preparation, so that it's a non-issue?
     

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