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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    JMB

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    Absolutely. They're good to have around, they keep the rodent population down.
     
  2. May 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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    Puns make me numb.

    Math puns make me number.
     
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    When my daughter was born a buddy of mine said "I'm glad I have two boys. With boys you only have to worry about one dick, with girls you have to worry about them all."
    And that has stuck with me for the last 16 years, and it is the absolute truth. JFC.
     
  4. May 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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    Yeah, but with a girl you only deal with on pregnancy at a time if it goes bad. Your boy can bring home a whole harem of preggers. :rofl:
     
  5. May 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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    Went to the county courthouse to renew my plates on the bike and trailer.

    Decided to go sit in a restaurant, relax, and enjoy a meal.

    I should have gone home. Some older guy won't shut the fuck up three booths over.

    I hate people. Especially in public.
     
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    You're thinking too far ahead. It's the thought of all the people thinking about or trying to f%$k her. She's an attractive girl for sure and gets more attention than she is comfortable with. And it's largely because lots of dudes are pieces of shit. I can remember getting a phone call from her when she was 13 needing to be "picked up now!" because there was a truck full of grown ass dudes following and harassing her and catcalling.
     
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    And he eats with his mouth open. :annoyed:
     
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    Happens to guys too, but it doesn't make the news unless she's a teacher.
     
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    I didn't realize you could hear me that far north. I'll try and tone it down a bit.
     
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    I used to say that before I had 2 girls. Now it's haunting me. My 16yo daughter works at a restaurant and she commonly gets guys coming up to her. Thankfully I know the manager there and she's in a safe place for the most part.
     
  11. May 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    You missed one. Rumor has it (from my little sister) that the Beer Can Chicken isn't that bad.
     
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    They’re not bad but they're not great either
     
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    They don’t try and bite you?
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    This guy sucks.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    I've never had to buy an air conditioner before so here goes nothing lol. After doing next to no research I decided to go with an inverter style because that sounds a lot nicer than the old fashioned way of just kicking on and off and it comes with Wi-Fi, so that's something.
     
  19. May 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I think @Azblue has an inverter style, at least it looked like it.
    Also you need AC up there?
     
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    Yeah, I'm a sweaty teddy and I'm living on the top floor of 100-year-old house lol. Anything above 79 is considered hot to me :rofl:
     
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    Are any Pringles? I mean don't get me wrong, if someone brings them to a camp lunch I'll eat them. But I can't say I've ever actually liked them.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Probably. All I know is that it is cold AF and the blower is loud AF. One of these days I need to look into getting the variable speed wired up correctly. But usually me + electricity = fire.
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Need to know how the bottomless mimosa's turned out with the wive's.
     
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    I agree, but if it takes a shit and they try to blame it on me for putting it in the garage, I can refer to their advertising it as such. Also, I had a 10% off coupon for using their card during my and my wife's birthday month.
     
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    You don’t have a central unit?
     
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    FTFY
     
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    They enjoyed them! When she starts getting real chatty, I know it’s hitting lol
     
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