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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    10 vote(s)
    26.3%
  2. College Football

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. Motocross

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  1. May 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What rock do you live under??

    Punching holes in your face has been popular since the 80's when you were crushing original Budweiser in your Chuck Taylors.
     
  2. May 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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    Maybe in hippie-ville washington...
     
  3. May 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    80’s ?

    really?

    not in houston

    I reckon late 2000’s

    about the time humanity took a shit.
     
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  4. May 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Do they do any work in North Texas?
     
  5. May 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Humanity always seems to take a shit when we're in our late 20s or early 30s.

    :monocle:
     
  6. May 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Shiiit Boi
    Yeah, mostly with the punk and alternative crowd back then.

    I agree with ya on the late 2000's take though. I'm so glad I was born in the early 80's, what a time to be a kid! :D
     
  7. May 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Don't even get me started on tattoos
     
  8. May 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You're never going to get another date again. :boink:

    @larryStick-In-The-MudDangerfield
     
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  9. May 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
  10. May 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Looks like Monday will be the day for year 2

    IMG_6984.jpg
     
  11. May 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Yep. I’m cool with those little diamond ones on the side (like my wife has) as it’s pretty normal now..but nose rings like that? Nah. Almost as much of a turnoff as a smoker
     
  12. May 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    If it was Denver metro area, I could easily get you people over there that’ll show up
     
  13. May 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I hate those. I also wonder what the hell they do when they have to sneeze or blow their nose.
     
  14. May 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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    Pulled the ST out of storage and put like 10 miles on her. Would have been more, but it was a sudden opportunity and so I was just in shorts. Didn't feel right riding a bunch more than that.

    20250510_104701.jpg
     
  15. May 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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    Looks like a beautiful day in Tatonka country.

    I might be buying two new CRF125F big wheels this year. :anonymous:
     
  16. May 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    :fistbump::bikewhoops:
     
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    My wife and I do that too.
    We asked our daughter what the appeal of the 'ring' is, she doesn't wear one, and she didn't have an answer.
    She has worn a small stud in the past, but never a septum ring that we know of.

    But it sure isn't attractive by any means.


     
  18. May 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
    1lowlife

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    No, it's because every other idiot is doing it.
    You're giving these attention-seeking yutes way too much credit for self-thought and individuality.

    It's time for another round of pain pills.
    I'll see y'all on the other side...:cool:
     
  19. May 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    The one I don't get is those huge fake nails. How do you function in your day to day life with those?

    We had an intern with fake fingernails. She was a great employee and I recommended that we hire her back permanently but I can't see those staying long once she's back.
     
  20. May 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Single man value pack right there…
     
  21. May 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Door dash and similar

    who, in their right mind, would allow strangers to deliver your fast food?


    That is just crazy and irresponsible


    More power to y’all that use that service

    and have enough money to pay a huge premium for Burger King


    We just ate at cane’s chicken and saw 4 door dash pickups
     
  22. May 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    It's no different than getting pizza delivered. There's many times where it's nice. A few examples are when you are sick and don't feel well enough to leave the house, when you are inebriated and are a responsible human being that won't drive drunk, if you had an extremely long day and you want to have food ready to eat immediately when you get home, or if the weather is really bad out and you don't feel like leaving the house because it's so cold or so hot or raining etc. You definitely are paying a premium for convenience and it's not wise to do it all the time, but definitely comes in clutch sometimes.
     
  23. May 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    I think I've only done it twice. Both times related to being very busy taking care of 3 hungry kids.
     
  24. May 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think of door dash as kind of - - "A lack of planning on your part doesn't constitute a ... Fuck it, I'll just pay someone".
     
  25. May 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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    Whoa, wait a second, what kind of stupid financial advice is that?
     
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    These days it seems most restaurants use DoorDash or Uber Eats.
    We've only used it a few times, I'd rather go get it than have my food smelling like pot or cigarettes when it is delivered.
    Or having a driver do 3 or 4 deliveries at a time, and you're the last one.

    I'm not paying someone $20 to drive 2 miles to bring my food either.
    I'll get off my ass and get it myself.
     
  27. May 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Advice from experience lol
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Whatever the cost of a delivery may be, it is ALWAYS going to be cheaper than a DUI. God forbid something truly terrible happens beyond just monetary impact...
     
  29. May 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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    I need to stay off the forum on pain meds.
    I keep typing responses and deleting them...:eek2::cool::thumbsup:
     
  30. May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Just think of those deleted responses as casting out your demons...:devil:
     
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