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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. May 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Went to my local Tractor Supply this morning. A forklift was unloading a pallet of barrel planters. Walked up and asked if they were Chinesium knock offs. Semi driver said.. "nope, straight from Lynchburg." I said, "that Lynchburg?" Driver..."Yep." Snagged two before gonzo. Smells like JD! Charcoaled!

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  2. May 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    $48 each. Score!
     
  3. May 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    So my son sends a pic of the UW husky mascot he saw on campus today to our family text:IMG_0904.jpg We all love dogs, so we start laughing at the fluff ball…then the wife drops:
    …now the quote from that movie is a regular in our fam vernacular, but the meme is, um… yeah. No comment
     
  4. May 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm a big Orygun Duck fan. But.....love that UW Huskie! Beautiful dog. More impressive than a duck. :thumbsup::thumbsup:
     
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  5. May 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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  6. May 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  8. May 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Which husky is the mascot??? :crapstorm:
     
  9. May 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  10. May 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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  11. May 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    T-Rex266

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  12. May 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  13. May 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I blame Canada. Whatever it is, it's usually their fault.
     
  14. May 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
    T-Rex266

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    When I click the link, it works for me still and their profile isn’t private (nor do I “follow” them)
     
  15. May 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :spam:
     
  16. May 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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    Texted it to @Azblue to see if he has better luck lol
     
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    A few... Definitely more than 2
    Have to have a logged in account, the post or account is age restricted
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  18. May 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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  19. May 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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    A few... Definitely more than 2
    I can see it on my phone, but I have never bothered to log in on my desktop
     
  20. May 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :spam:
     
  21. May 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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    It's not odd; it's....:spam:
     
  22. May 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That could of gone a little better today..
    Plugged and done though
     
  23. May 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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  24. May 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Y'all MF'rs need to create your own original videos of you doin' some shit in Tundras and post that :thumbsup:

    and stop :spam:ing the :crapstorm: out of this thread!!!!!
     
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  25. May 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    New policy... :evil:

    No one gets a 'like' simply cuz...

    It's got to be insightful, ingenious, groundbreaking, earthshattering, knowledgiving, insiring, laugh inducing or some variation of awesomeness to receive my 'like'...

    PS>>> Any pics of hot chicks, lady bewbs (sad I even have to differentiate here), lady bits, or Larry's sister WILL continue to receive a 'like' regardless of the above policy changes...

    PPS>>> Any pics of hot Canadian (w/o candida) Olympic Curling chicks will also receive an instant 'like'

    PPPS>>> Finally it is deemed that, if a post is made by 'trex', the fact that it came from trex is prima facia evidence of a policy violation

    That's all carry on people... :hattip:
     
  26. May 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
    GODZILLA

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    No.
     
  27. May 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Also, no.
     
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  28. May 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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    Your commitment to a joke is commendable, though I've never had to use battery life to describe one before. "It was a 1% BL type of joke" :D
     
  29. May 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Speaking of battery life... how'z your Tundra runnin'??? ;)

    :nuclear:
     
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  30. May 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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    Bwahahaha. Doing its part to keep itself low mileage. :rofl:
     

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