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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
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    Mr Badwrench

    Mr Badwrench New Member

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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene

    It gets worse, now employers seem to want every employee to walk around all day and night with a phone shoved up their ass in the case that they need something.

    Boss was bothering me the other day about my voicemail not being set up. I wanted to say, "Correct, my voicemail on my phone is indeed not set up." I didn't say that though.
     
  2. May 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I know this game all too well. And I had to train my current ownership group to understand that I'm only available when I'm at work. Through direct voice to face communications. They get me now, but it was a bumpy start to our relationship to say the least.
     
  3. May 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    We travel to get away as well.
    But try getting an Uber, reservations, or ANYTHING else without a phone when traveling.
    Plus, I keep pics of our passports and other ID on the phone in case they are lost or stolen.
    It has nothing to do with being 'connected' or 'available'.
    I don't even look at this forum on my phone..

    But whatever works for you..:thumbsup:
     
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  4. May 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  5. May 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Current plans....

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    Qual Egg for good measure

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  6. May 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    sunday. Cooking it sunday
     
  7. May 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    No, he should pet it.
     
  8. May 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Just walked inside and saw this through the back door...

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  9. May 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I've heard poking them with sharp sticks puts them in a playful mood.
     
  10. May 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    presently road trippin’ the Tesla

    sitting at a travel America truck stop charging

    The folks in here are ….remarkable
     
  11. May 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    But, I’m here, so…..

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  12. May 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Like, "people of WalMart" remarkable?
     
  13. May 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    yes, with a touch of truck stop.
     
  14. May 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    eddiefromcali

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    Tesla chargers are just as entertaining, imo. Love watching people trying to back in.
     
  15. May 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    1. I could never be a Mod

    2. you Mod folks do a fine job


    That is all


    Move along
     
  16. May 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    In the what have you done to your 5th gen 4Runner thread on the 4Runner forums, The amount of posts where they actually did something to their 4runner versus the amount of posts of them just saying they ran some errands or looked at it in the driveway is like 1 to 100 :rofl:
     
  17. May 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I have a Wagoner as a rental. The b&b we are staying at is an unattached garage turned apartment. The driveway to this location is probably 40 years long. I back the vehicle in each time so I may simply pull forward when departing. The wife said, "oh hell no. I would hit their fence backing in. Nope!"
    This...this is why I am usually the driver.

    She did tell me yesterday when she was driving it "I hit a curb today." I told her I am not surprised.
     
  18. May 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Took a 10-15 minute charge stop at a new 250kw V4 location this morning. North Bend, WA.

    The Tesla charging experience is just plain flawless.

    It took longer for my wife and kids to find and use the bathroom. :laugh:
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  19. May 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    We were at a hooptie 150kw location

    8 stalls

    all filled

    and we still achieved 275 miles per hour of charging


    As you say….flawless
     
  20. May 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Isn't that what the backup camera is for?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Depends what you do. I support a 24/7 operation. The occasional call is better than costing the company millions of dollars a day.
     
  22. May 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Exactly what I told her…won’t change shit
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    If I am expected to pack a phone around and answer it, then I am getting paid. If I'm not getting paid, then I am not concerned with anything that has to do with work.
     
  24. May 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    I put my work cell on silent the minute I get home.
     
  25. May 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I keep my phone with me. Im salary, and I care about my clients and vendors. It’s how I am able to pull great work
     
  26. May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    In your kind of position that makes sense. In an hourly position that doesn't pay what you make, my time is mine. If they want any of it, they are paying me OT, and even then it's only happening if I want the time.

    Don't get me wrong, I help out and cover vacations and short notice call outs for sick coworkers all the time.

    That's to be nice to my coworkers. They are good people.

    The company, however, has zero loyalty to me and I reciprocate.
     
  27. May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    I'm hourly and work for state gubment serving the people of AZ. I hate people, fuck em.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I get that. When companies don’t support you, and can care less- that’s the time to exit. I’m also incentivized to close deals in addition based on margin; even if I wasn’t - I still would. It’s just built in me and I have a loyal following, respect and support for a reason.
     
  29. May 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Mail time!
     
  30. May 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    YAY! Another quote for my signature.
     
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