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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Hahahaha
     
  2. Apr 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Easy to see who and who does not have a beard either by choice or they cannot :stirthepot:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Cannot. Tried. Looked like the son of the unabomber
     
  4. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:

    Mine is a little wild right now, but I've been lazy with it
     
  5. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Misspelled. Thanks autocorrect.

    Oooh. A bunch of guys with no beards who mostly have something else in common.... death. Most of them are dead.

    beards save lives.

    Nobody said it did.

    That was my OTD after trade and down payment.
     
  6. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    16 yo daughter just passed her drivers exam. I feel like she's growing up so damn fast.
     
  7. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Nice! Congrats to her!
     
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  8. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Time goes by so quick when there are kids you love in your life. Whether they're yours, friends', or nieces/nephews they all grow up fast.
     
  9. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    100%

    I'm really proud of her in her growth as a human more than anything. Proud dad day for sure.

    Her birthday was a few weeks ago and we gave her our older first gen sequoia. She's a toyomafia girl at heart already.
     
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  10. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    If you can mute the sound bar independently of the TV I think you're good.
    I tried to experiment with mine, but the TV volume is fixed, so I can't mute it to see what happens.
     
  11. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
    OldGuy03

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    It's implied. You're either a woman, a child or a man who thinks he's a woman. Only one left to choose from. Unless you're an actual lizard, but then you wouldn't shave or have a beard for that scenario either.
     
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  12. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Agreed. Implied
     
  13. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Not true. You can have a beard and not be aa man, and my original joke didn't say anything contrary to that fact.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Getting some food for dinner tonight and happened to see the $0.01 sales tax on the receipt. WTF. Unprepared food is tax free.

    Oh…wait. I got taxed on the plastic bag. The one that’s mandated by the State. The same State that mandates the grocery store charge us $0.08 for each plastic bag we use. And with that “sale”, gets to tax me.

    The mafia has nothing on the State…
     
  15. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Fricken awesome! Congratulations all around.

    Mine gets her permit tomorrow
     
  16. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Awesome. It's a fun journey to watch them grow. And exciting because the brakes don't work from the passenger side.
     
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    NotSpongeWorthy

    NotSpongeWorthy i member

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    do you have bad tinnitus? If so, do they help?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    They do. Pretty soon she’ll be 18 rather quickly
     
  19. Apr 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
    French Avocado

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    What interest rate are you willing to pay?
     
  20. Apr 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya we have bag fees too. So dumb.
     
  21. Apr 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    All of it, per Tyler Financial.
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yes
     
  23. Apr 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Fully bearded.
     
  24. Apr 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Can't confirm or deny.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just have @larry send her an ammoratization showing the net loss of each option... :facepalm:

    Ughhh... disregard that the SC probably cost you more in the long run :burnrubber:
     
  26. Apr 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
    OldGuy03

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    I thought she was going by Cookie these days? :notsure:
     
  27. Apr 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I do have tinnitus, it's a 7500 Hz tone 24/7 for the last 25 years.
    But it isn't overwhelming, I only notice it when everything is quiet, or unless I think about it.

    I've noticed it a little more since the trial period of the new HAs.
    But I'm thinking/hoping it might tone down as time goes by and I get used to them, like it did for @JMB
     
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  28. Apr 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'm only over doing this post because I want to help anyone considering hearing aids.
    Please forgive me.

    I overresearch EVERYTHING, especially big purchases, and these hearing aids were no exception.
    When I found out last month my insurance would pay a lot more every three years than they used to, I started looking into it because I was due for new ones.
    I knew it was time for an upgrade from the Costco offerings I've been using for 7 years.

    I've watched and read a TON of HA reviews and side-by-side comparisons over the last month.
    I narrowed it down to these 3;

    Edge AI - Hearing Aids | Starkey

    AI Noise Cancelling Hearing Aid | Phonak Audéo Sphere™ Infinio

    And my ENT audiologist suggested Oticon Intent™ | The world’s first hearing aid with user-intent sensors

    The Starkeys just weren't as good in the reviews as the other 2.
    The Phonak Spheres are HUGE, twice the size of the other two.

    I ended up wearing the Octicon Intents for over a week and loved them.
    They are simple, I've yet to change a program, I have the app but never used it (although it does eat up my iPhone battery running in the backgorund).
    My wife said she noticed I didn't ask her to repeat herself over the last week, and when I did, it was just habit.
    I heard what she said if I gave it a second.

    I really don't need the app running all the time, I can pull it up if I need it.
    I can answer phone calls with a double tap.
    I don't miss the tapping for Siri I had with my old HAs.
    It would chime every time I put sunglasses or reading glasses on, it was annoying.

    These HAs are simple, they work, I'm going to run them a month and then see the audiologist and see if we need to make any changes.
    I'm stoked on how much better these are than my Costco Kirkland 10s.
    I wear these morning to night, I only wore the Costco HAs when I thought I was going to need them.
    Thanks for your patience, no more HA posts...:thumbsup:
     
  29. Apr 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I don't know why, but it's gone now. Maybe something your audiologist can adjust?
     
  30. Apr 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That was something I realized a few years ago. The delay between someone speaking and me processing aggravated some people. My wife likes quick conversation responses. If I don't respond immediately she can get annoyed. After explaining many times, I think she's getting it.
     

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