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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very cool!
    Keep us posted.
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  2. Apr 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Hell ya man!
     
  3. Apr 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    That's pretty exciting. Looking forward to some positive news in the future.
     
  4. Apr 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  5. Apr 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  6. Apr 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Ohhh. An iOS update. Eight new emojis! Suck it Android users
     
  8. Apr 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Anyone tried/heard anything about Patriot Mobile?
     
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  9. Apr 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
    bmf4069

    bmf4069 Michelob Ultra coinesour

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  10. Apr 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
    bmf4069

    bmf4069 Michelob Ultra coinesour

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  11. Apr 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    A buddy at work has it, no complaints at all. He just buys refurbished phones on Scamazon.
     
  12. Apr 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  13. Apr 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  14. Apr 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :yes:

    Give us a run down on the specs, colors, etc... that you're after and we can all keep an eye out for you :fistbump:
     
  15. Apr 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, I think we've got the PNW covered for ya. I'm happy to go check out a truck @GODZILLA

    No rust too! :hearteyes:
     
  16. Apr 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    @GODZILLA I will cover this corner of the state
     
  17. Apr 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I can cover here
     
  18. Apr 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Our daughter (18) has now successfully completed, and passed her written and skills exam for CNA.
     
  19. Apr 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Heck yeah!

    My son has started to try to pull himself up, therefore falls a lot and scares himself..... I am not sure if CNA is in his future, but I have 17.2 years to find out lol


    semi kidding, congrats to your family's milestone
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Congrats to her! That's an accomplishment to be proud of and a great step on her chosen path.
     
  21. Apr 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Topic- Fibonacci Sequence


    Had a sales chick in here recently. safety crap.

    she was BOTOX Betty. I reckon mid - 30's (no pictures)

    nice lady, but my subconscious could just tell that she was not right.

    what is it with chicks that do botox....parts of her face did not move


    I asked/discussed with my son & he laid out the fibonacci sequence on me....and the natural-ness of humans.

    and how botox fucks all that up.

    other humans can sense it.


    and what happens when all that shit wears off?



    Ex: when she smiled her forehead did not move. that shit was weird.


    Now, when I look at EVERY newscaster chick.....same shit.


    yes...I am biased in Botox.
     
  22. Apr 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I have a visceral reaction to anyone that botoxes for beauty (think there are medical uses for it). It looks horrible and in my mind, shows you are a very shallow, narcissistic and image-focused person.

    Don’t get me started about the grand hypocrisy in Hollywood between their “progressiveness” and women’s freedom from male domination and being made into sex symbols vs. the unhealthy crash diets, implants and all the botox.
     
  23. Apr 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Spot on


    Think of the fraud that these folks bring to a new relationship

    I feel sorry for the yutes these days

    Young chicks are doing all kinds of crap to themselves.

    guys can see this.

    I guess it’s another reflection of this hookup society

    Selfish shortcuts


    Whatever happened to taking care of yourself?

    and livin’ right?
     
  24. Apr 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm going to get butt implants
     
  25. Apr 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Perspective

    Botox is worse than IPA’s

    but not as bad as muzzle brakes
     
  26. Apr 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    I’m shocked you don’t have them already
     
  27. Apr 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    I don't get it at all. And it's all for vanity.
    Every girl I know, with the exception of one, who got their boobs done are now getting them removed. The one exception has only gotten bigger implants over the years. She had pretty good success as a model for awhile. And now her whole face is full of botox and her lips are huge. She looks like an absolute train wreck. It's really sad actually, because she had amazing natural beauty and that has all been destroyed.
     
  28. Apr 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  29. Apr 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Everyone's been looking for you a ladyfriend, and here you are playing for the other team.
     
  30. Apr 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I thought ladies liked big juicy asses?!
     

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