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  1. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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    Blue Thunder

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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Not whining… just talking.

    The layout of the landscape and everything will play a factor. But easy and low maintenance are key.
     
    Blue Thunder, Apr 18, 2025
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  2. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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    1794TX

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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    1794TX, Apr 18, 2025
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  3. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Our oldest was on/off all week with a temp around 101/102 so it must be making its rounds
     
    T-Rex266, Apr 18, 2025
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  4. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Definitely.

    I can fix the maintenance time and money suck over time, with time and money :laugh:

    But at the end of the day, I'm still under the blue thumb of WA.
     
    NWPirate, Apr 18, 2025
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  5. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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    GODZILLA

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    Agreed, but if enough flee CA to where sanity can take it over again, well then I could live in CA and ride my motorcycle in glorious weather while packing my standard capacity magazine fed pew pews.
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 18, 2025
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  6. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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    GODZILLA

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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Hope it's not the infection crap that I had for the last month. Upper respiratory infection, sinus infection, and both ears with infections too. I'm still blowing the crud out of my sinuses and my first day sick was the 20th of last month. Really don't wish that on your kiddos.
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 18, 2025
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  7. Apr 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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    Blue Thunder

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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep…and that’s all I will say about that
     
    Blue Thunder, Apr 18, 2025
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  8. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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    AZBaldy

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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I say this as a native Californian myself. This is why everyone hates Californians. When I lived in Arizona and saw California plates, I would always think to myself that it was only a matter of time until Californians effed Arizona like they did Washington and Oregon...
     
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  9. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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    GODZILLA

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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Gents, I'm gonna tag @VelcrowKnight as he's a buddy of mine. He's a new addition to the community, but probably won't be super active.

    Anyway, Jed, this is the group of guys that I usually poke fun at and get harassed by. So long as you keep the rules you'll probably like most of them, too! Well, except that one guy. :stirthepot:
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 18, 2025
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  10. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    And we all know who he is! :stirthepot:

    Welcome Jed. :fistbump:
     
    NWPirate, Apr 18, 2025
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  11. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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    AZBaldy

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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Welcome to the Thunderdome! @VelcrowKnight

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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    1lowlife

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    1lowlife, Apr 18, 2025
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  13. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Perhaps it's all in my head but I swear sicknesses seem to last a lot longer now than they ever used to. Before it seems like you got sick and then you got better and that was that but now it seems like you'll be blowing your nose and your sinuses seem messed up for three or four weeks when most other symptoms are gone
     
    LarryDangerfield, Apr 18, 2025
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  14. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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    1lowlife

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    1lowlife, Apr 18, 2025
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  15. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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    kirkb Offending Member

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    Same but assumed it was associated with my age.
     
    kirkb, Apr 18, 2025
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  16. Apr 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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    GODZILLA

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    Eh, I rarely get sick when it's the little bugs going around. I only seem to get sick if it's gonna be a whopper, and in the last few years it's only been when I get a sinus infection, aside from the one flu like illness I had that lasted about a week.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Tripleconpanna, Apr 18, 2025
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I think we're all that one guy, just depends on the day :rofl:
     
    NWPirate, Apr 18, 2025
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    1lowlife

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That07Tundra2005 Shadow_Tundra

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    Truck pic with my lady

     
    That07Tundra2005, Apr 18, 2025
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    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    OldGuy03

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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Welcome Jed.

    yay new internet friends.
     
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    T-Rex266

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    @VelcrowKnight please see my signature quote and re-consider your choices
     
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    GODZILLA

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    He knew that about me before any of you did.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Ah, so charity friends. Got it.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    He was my friend before that ever came up.
     
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    does Jed wear flip-flops?

    we need to set the stage.
     
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