Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Yes but all your food and beverage preferences are childish...

 

I've tried a couple of the "all natural, zero sugar" varieties (none mentioned here) but they always had that wallpaper paste consistency.

I would bet doze nuts are crunchy.

 

Hair dryers with the warning label "Do not use while bathing"; signs that say "No Trespassing"; Labels for any non medical device that says "not to be used as a medical device"... And we have so many road signs for stupid people.

 

Are you sure she doesn't have a Cajun twin sister living in North Texas?

 

Because children only eat smooth.*


*According my my biased experience


vv vv

 

I will eat crunchy PB, but prefer creamy.

 

Put down the bobo, too many honks for you today.

 

Yes. And cream cheese

 

What's a reacharound?

try whole roasted garlic cloves instead.

 

Hope you're seeing this @nobodyintexas

 

Oh, god. I've been making smoothies wrong this whole time.

 

Humanity is dead.

 

Which is why you fit in.

 

And old people with dentures.

 

My order from The Fat Electician showed up today.


Thought @LarryDangerfield would appreciate this one.

 

I'll allow it.

 

It's not chunky but this one is just peanuts and salt. You have to give it a good stir to combine it with oil that sits on the top and put it in the fridge to solidify but after that you are good to go.

https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-organic-peanut-butter,-28-oz,-2-count.product.100334334.html

**Edit**

As someone who eats massive amounts of cream cheese daily, I want to go on record and state Kirkland cream cheese is disgusting...In case my earlier rant didn't make that clear enough...

 

Do you know that story? Where the "temper, temper" comes from for that ship.

 

Yeah it is. Honda came out with a blackout edition. And chrome logos. Maybe they forget to black the logos out?


Edit: forgot to add photo.

 

I'm just bustin' balls cuz so many folks these days think that the internet is equivalent to cited 'works' so anytime someone quotes something especially out of Wiki, it makes me laugh

I'm having a hard time adjusting to some of the new 'shifts' in standards in the world of information....

 

So, you're saying there's a difference between the mexican and spanish version of that??

 

What is the preferred peanut butter? Mexican peanut butter or Spanish peanut butter?