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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No pics.... :facepalm:
     
  2. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sat next to coworker today that I barely know. Took the opportunity to asked him where he lived in relation to the offsite location of our customer meeting. He mentioned the town, which is known for being more blue collar than most the region. Picture quads on the road, lifted dually's running 24's, lots of bars with deep fried food...etc.

    I say “Great area” and was about to make a compliment about a recent experience I had down there. He cut me off with “Yeah, everyone owns a truck”. This comment in my region usually means "I'm virtue signaling I have an electric vehicle and vote for..."...you know the rest.

    Oh ok…. So I ask “you got yours?”

    He smirks “Yeah, a Lightning”.

    I had to stifle a laugh so bad I nearly blew a snot bubble. Like he's flipping a middle finger to the entire town by owning an electric truck. I asked about the range and he stumbled thru a "I didn't get the long range package" and then got excited about the frunk. I clapped along like a good monkey to reassure him he's in a safe area.

    He finishes with "You didn't see it? It's the only truck out front".

    It might be...cuz we're not supposed to park out front. If you'd parked on the side of the building, you'd have seen my truck. And I know this cuz I arrived and started working an hour before you.

    Never liked or even wanted to coal-roll someone before... buuuuuuuut
     
  3. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's SF... So, definitely true... :evil:
     
  4. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Saw a brand new bumper sticker on a "Y" on my way home today. It said "I bought this before Elon lost his mind".

    I'm still laughing...
     
  5. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Not sure I agree with that. Issue is, when he gets one deal that brings him back to his golden days, he then runs with it and thinks everyone else is lower than him. If you become a threat, he tosses you.
     
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  6. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's headed your way next, so hold on...
     
  7. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    State and often local income taxes in CA... they know!!! :spy:
     
  8. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Full boat... :hattip:
     
  9. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    PGxYbrmsP3cCiQ98Dhg-2Bsh9nRK5aGMgfZrd5ST_4bca229574c909b6325e54a422fa6c4252f72a94.jpg

    Substitute whatever EV you like for prius in this one. Seems appropriate here.
     
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  10. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    So when are we starting our own business and I become the Director of PNW?
     
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  11. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    https://youtu.be/Qn72iItdjOA?si=ak3wM5fFCNkPofNV
     
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  12. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Your license plate is tied to an address. They probably go off the income of the neighborhood you are registering your vehicle in.
     
  13. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    True, but, much like OR... you're non-metro population doesn't even come close to outnumbering your metro area, so you're doomed to be subject to the decisions of the masses!!!!
     
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    Yes. Let’s demote Tyler first tho
     
  15. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    ...and WA...
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  17. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Could you imagine the marketing genius of a baby's crib mobile w/just spinning (helicoptering) bewbs floating around :laugh:
     
  18. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Funny, I figured I'd report to him
     
  19. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Do it...they sell anything on Radio Shack....err, I mean Amazon
     
  20. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    What about the song "Brown Eyed Girl"???? :crapstorm:

    :nuclear:
     
  21. Apr 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Didn't we talk about you learning to use multi-quote the other day?
     
  22. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :facepalm:
     
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  24. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :smack:

    I need a powerpoint... Knock that out real quick for me :thumbsup:
     
  25. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  26. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  27. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    But SF is either homeless folks, shating on the streets, or rich folks paying $600k for a studio sized house. :duh:
     
  28. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I didn't say it made sense. It's CA, so it never does.
     
  29. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good idea about now.
     
  30. Apr 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Meanwhile.... a sun down pic, before a trizillion stars come out tonight.

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