1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,725
    Gender:
    Male
    Stacking the points is a good option, and if you have a cycle gear that is local and well stocked that's awesome. I tried cycle gear, but 99% of what they had was their own brands, and their site was way wrong on what they had in stock when I checked. I was pretty disappointed.

    HJC are sweet helmets from all that I can gather. Which one are you rocking?
     
    AZBaldy and T-Rex266[QUOTED] like this.
  2. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2018
    Member:
    #14241
    Messages:
    2,097
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kirk
    Midland of the Mitten
    Not all ladies want you to be fast...
     
  3. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Member:
    #3296
    Messages:
    10,657
    First Name:
    DADA
    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
    Vehicle:
    2014 MGM DC SR5
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2025
  4. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    11,896
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    Uhhh... you do realize it's a 'Pu Pu platter', right???
     
    AZBaldy, T-Rex266, NWPirate and 3 others like this.
  5. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2019
    Member:
    #25048
    Messages:
    16,189
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Neil
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2020 MGM SR5 CM 4X4
    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    That's why you bought a $60k grocery getter. :boink:
     
    AZBaldy, T-Rex266, NWPirate and 3 others like this.
  6. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    11,896
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    Farva with the original Hawk Tua...
     
  7. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    13,735
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    Of course I do. But then the humor is lost on those who don't know.
     
  8. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    11,896
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    Maybe he's just wanting to exemplify a raging boner :notsure:
     
    BlackNBlu, AZBaldy, T-Rex266 and 5 others like this.
  9. Apr 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    11,896
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    That's awesome... did you take advantage of their BudLight specials :boink:
     
  10. Apr 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,830
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    I prefer the pew pew platter.
    :infantry:
     
  11. Apr 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
    40man

    40man New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2023
    Member:
    #100657
    Messages:
    295
    A fan favorite at any party.
    upload_2025-4-5_22-6-33.png
     
  12. Apr 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,725
    Gender:
    Male
    I need to go rewatch "Falling Down" at some point. I saw it once way back, and remember really liking it, but I need a refresher.

    Anyone else in here that has seen it? @LarryDangerfield if you've not seen it you should give it a watch and let us know what you think. It's by no stretch a cinematic masterpiece or anything, but it's worth watching.
     
    T-Rex266, kirkb, Blue Thunder and 4 others like this.
  13. Apr 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

    Joined:
    May 11, 2022
    Member:
    #78264
    Messages:
    413
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Z
    NorCal - Wine Country
    Vehicle:
    2008 SR5 4Runner
    I have seen it a few times over the years. I saw it in the movie theatre when it first came out. It has some funny parts to it. I don’t want to spoil it for anyone that hasn’t seen it.

    Michael Douglas is a top notch actor that I generally like most of the movies he has been in.

    I liked his character in the Ghost and the Darkness. African adventure movie starring Val Kilmer for those who want an entertaining movie to watch on a Sunday.
     
  14. Apr 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2023
    Member:
    #109152
    Messages:
    953
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Rich
    MN
    Vehicle:
    24 Limited CM 5.5 Blueprint TRD OR
    5100's, 285/75/18, Air Lift bags, bits and bobs
    Nope. Not even before BudLight made great marketing decisions.

    Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light.jpg
     
    OldGuy03, Azblue, 1794TX and 9 others like this.
  15. Apr 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,725
    Gender:
    Male
    I need to rewatch "Ghost and the Darkness" as well. I've not seen it since it was in theaters when I was young.

    I actually broke my finger getting out of the car at the theater, so I sat there holding it in my hand through the movie. Sucked when I would get a scare because I involuntarily squeezed that finger and it broke immersion a bit. :laugh:
     
  16. Apr 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

    Joined:
    May 11, 2022
    Member:
    #78264
    Messages:
    413
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Z
    NorCal - Wine Country
    Vehicle:
    2008 SR5 4Runner
    Ok fellas, gotta rant a bit...

    So Mega Millions raised the price of their tickets from $2 per drawing to $5 per drawing. I was never a huge spender on lottery tickets, but I would always get 1 ticket per drawing between Mega Millions/Powerball/State Lottery. So between $10-$12 per week on 7 tickets as Powerball added an additional drawing on Monday's.

    I never got more than 3 numbers on any of my Mega Millions tickets over the 15ish years of buying at least 1 ticket per drawing. For the $1-$2 per drawing I didn't much care about the odds being astronomically not in my favor.

    I just can't get over the mental hurdle of $5 per ticket. Yeah, I can afford the additional $6 a week it would increase my lottery spend at the 1 ticket per drawing rate I get tickets at. I just can't convince myself it's worth it as even at $1-$2 it never really was but it was such a small amount that I never cared.

    I could throw away $4 a week without feeling irresponsible but $10 is what I would spend for the entire week between Mega/Power/State lottery combined.

    I'll stick to Powerball and my state lottery moving forward. If they increase the Powerball ticket price then I will just get tickets for my state lottery.

    I don't need or even want a $500m+ jackpot. Enough money to buy a house somewhere for cash and a lower stress job to make ends meet would be life changing for me. I think that is what many people who buy these tickets want.

    While no one would turn down $500m, $2m-$3m or even just the chance to pay off all debts and start over financially would be life changing for the average lottery ticket buyer who isn't getting the tickets because they are a gambler.

    I'm not a gambler as I never go to casinos not into cards, slots, dice or anything else. I always considered winning the lottery as an impossible dream that was worth the $1-$2 price of admission.

    TL : DR - I'm pissing and moaning about the money I will be saving due to not buying Mega Millions lottery tickets in the future...:sadviolin:

    Side note: Back in 2013 I was 1 number away from winning $27 million in my state lottery but won $1,900 instead of the jackpot.
     
  17. Apr 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2019
    Member:
    #25048
    Messages:
    16,189
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Neil
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2020 MGM SR5 CM 4X4
    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    When I was younger, I used to think of $1M as being a big lottery jackpot. Now it wouldn't even buy a decent house with a proper amount of land far away from people.
     
    Azblue, 1lowlife, Leo's first and 6 others like this.
  18. Apr 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

    Joined:
    May 11, 2022
    Member:
    #78264
    Messages:
    413
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Z
    NorCal - Wine Country
    Vehicle:
    2008 SR5 4Runner
    When I think about money and what I consider life changing, I think about how it would change my decisions. If I had $1 million in cash, I would immediately move to another state, buy a house for $500k in cash and work a low key low stress job for the health insurance coverage. I would gladly take a 50% pay cut to never work more than 8 hours a day, worry about another deadline, work late nights, weekends, etc...
     
    Beach Toy, Azblue, 1lowlife and 8 others like this.
  19. Apr 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2020
    Member:
    #48303
    Messages:
    6,381
    South of Houston
    Vehicle:
    S/C'd 2020 White 1794 Tundra
    Whatever this forum told me to do

    I'd like to think I would be one of the few folks that could handle winning a boat-load.

    ...probably not.

    my problem would be fighting the in-laws....so, I would have to be confidential about the whole thing.

    which is fine for me....but the wife? NOT A CHANCE
     
    Azblue, 1lowlife, T-Rex266 and 5 others like this.
  20. Apr 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,830
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    I could probably handle a boatload.

    I'd surprise all of you silly fucks with a nice check.

    If any of my friends or family asks for a dollar..
     
  21. Apr 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,428
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    :fistbump: And u didn’t burn down their breweries? How dare u! :D
     
  22. Apr 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

    Joined:
    May 11, 2022
    Member:
    #78264
    Messages:
    413
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Z
    NorCal - Wine Country
    Vehicle:
    2008 SR5 4Runner
    If I won anything over $10 million, I would hire a law firm to handle giving my friends/family money. I would disappear into the Montana wilderness never to be seen or heard from again by any of them...

    Maybe host an annual Tundra's to Montana event!
     
  23. Apr 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,428
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
  24. Apr 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,830
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
  25. Apr 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2020
    Member:
    #48303
    Messages:
    6,381
    South of Houston
    Vehicle:
    S/C'd 2020 White 1794 Tundra
    Whatever this forum told me to do

    there is an old thread on ar15.com that lays a goooood legal plan out.....I keep it in my bookmarks.


    https://www.ar15.com/forums/general..._Winners__Or_Deluded_Hopefuls__Post/5-828009/
     
  26. Apr 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Member:
    #3296
    Messages:
    10,657
    First Name:
    DADA
    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
    Vehicle:
    2014 MGM DC SR5
    My wife is the opposite, she says if we ever won big money, we wouldn't tell a soul.
    Although I'm sure some people would figure it out when we disappeared.:thumbsup:

    We would get set up for life, home, vehicles, travel, whatever.
    Maybe give a few family members and close friends something, maybe not.
    Some would go to St Jude's and a few other charities.

    I feel that winning a ridiculous amount of money would be more detrimental than beneficial.
    I'd be happy winning anything, but clearing a million would set us for life..
     
  27. Apr 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Member:
    #3296
    Messages:
    10,657
    First Name:
    DADA
    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
    Vehicle:
    2014 MGM DC SR5
  28. Apr 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,428
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    I would have a gigantic 5 car, RV car garage (shop) setup, on some land and lots of cars and motorcycles. I would also have a lot of eggs- so there would be signs
     
  29. Apr 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2016
    Member:
    #4064
    Messages:
    12,345
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Aaron
    Northern Alberta
    Vehicle:
    2022 CrewMax TRD Off Road, MGM of course.
    It would easily buy that up around GP.
     
  30. Apr 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    9,284
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    At this point in life, I would be happy with winning a couple $100k. Just enough to pay off the last of the mortgage and maybe a couple of new vehicles. I'm already retired from one career so my health insurance is covered by that. It's just that what we had saved for retirement just isn't worth what it was a few years ago. I'd also like to retire from this stupid job at the state, I'm just too much of an asshole to be a social worker.
     

Products Discussed in

To Top