Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Just post your CC# here and someone will be along to "help" you shortly.
Sorry, can't help you.

 

No.

The quad cab isn't a crew max or a crew cab. It's a truck with 4 doors on one side and zero doors on the other side. See pic above...

The crew cab is a Silverado with four doors and a bigger back seat.

The Crew Max is also a truck, but it's a tundra, not a Silverado. The cab is bigger than the Double Cab configuration and you get the short box for your groceries instead of a longer bed for your lumber.

However, since you seem to be so proud of your ignorance on this, let's take it a step further. You walk into a McDonald's and ask for a burger, to which the employee of McDonald's asks in return, which one would you like? Do you respond with
A) I'll have the whopper.
B) I'll have the baconator.
C) I'll take a double double, animal style.
D) I'll have the sourdough jack.
E) Can I get a couple of taco supremes?
F) I'll take the double whataburger meal.
G) I'm too stupid to know how to use your marketing terminology, even though I'm looking at the menu right in front of me, so just give me the one with 2 patty's.

Is a Pepsi a coke? Ask your Texas friends.

Is a marine a soldier?

Your going to the store later today right? No. It's you're.

I already know that a grown ass man who calls himself a boy on an Internet forum is picking G, so no need to answer. Because it's pretty clear that you don't know, or don't care to know the difference. Maybe it's pride? You don't have enough pride in yourself to know? Or is it that you're never wrong because you have too much pride? Instead of saying oh, I get your point, I was wrong. But you choose to dig deeper into defending your fallacy instead. When does the idiocracy of if it all end? At what point do you draw the line and say yeah names of things actually give me the ability to communicate effectively.

Anyhow, take care of that Silverado. They have some transmissions issues that I wouldn't want you to experience.

 

I'm off to the gun show to sell a couple of guns I have no use for.
Hopefully nobody will piss me off..

 

Think twice on that if any of those are passed down to you.
It's nice to have "undocumented friends"

 

This is so much fun! How long did it take you to type all that?

Now, can you tell me where babies come from?

 

maybe like 5 minutes.
A vagina.

 

Yeah. I well aware of my ridiculousness...

We'll get that poopoo platter working for you right away and I'll be right back with your frosty beer though.

 

Sir, this is a Wendy's.
And it's 10AM.

Thank-you-have-a-nice-day-drive-through.

I've hauled lumber in my CrewMax short bed.
Really short lumber.
Or regular lumber.
And it sticks out a lot.
I put a red flag on it.

I've never put groceries in the bed.
That's what the back seat is for.

"F"

 

Wood in my Tundra
The bed, it is much too short
It sticks out the back

 

My Tundra gives me wood.

 

We can only assume you're talking about your 1st gen??

3rd gens give no wood.

 

Yes.

Wrong. Sport mode + twin turbos = boner.

 

That's not fair

 

Well in that case I'll have the frozen strawberry margarita.

 

He's from North America.

 

Had to be pretty baked to think flying a kite in a lightning storm was a good idea.

 

Semi-boner.
Final offer.

 

I have plenty of 'undocumented freinds' with zero ties to my name.
No FFL is needed for private sales in Texas, you know, that pesky gun show background check loop hole some cry about..

The 2 I sold were simply handguns I have no use for.
I sold them both the first 30 minutes I was there.
It was certainly better than making a meet and having to meet a stranger in the middle of nowhere that may or may not show up, and have them lowball me at the last second.

I usually buy something with this money.
I keep gun money separate from everything else, but I don't need anything at this time.
So I walked around for 90 minutes, came home, and put the $$ in the safe.

 

Why does George Carlin's rant on "GIVE a shit" vs. "TAKE a shit" come to mind?
Just how my brain works....

 

I'll allow it.

 

Success!

 

I see (figuratively, thankfully) your semi-boner and raise you a Raging, Mega Huge Boner.

 

Once the goat stand is finished, is when his raging boner will arise.

 

You have beer though, right?

 

Absolutely love this. Every time I resell something I use the money for fuck off funds.