Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I may join in chanting your mantra.

It might help me

 

Make your own scenery...

 

Yeah pretty weak here too.

19mph max winds and light rain.

Where you jetting off to today?

 

And if anyone asks what happened to your window shade, just say it was a happy little accident. [/Bob Ross]

 

Should have brought a TM slap…

 

Dallas TX…24hr trip

 

Seattle…Dallas… same same

 

Yep, that bugs the shit out of me how lazy people are..

 

I've had 2 insurance claims from runaway grocery carts.
2005 Tundra - $1900 at a Walmart.
I parked next to the parking lot curb, the wind blew the cart over the curb and into my front and rear driver's side doors.

2014 Tundra - Kroger parking lot $2400
I parked away from everyone, not thinking about the downhill slope of the parking lot.
The wind caught a cart that must have traveled a couple hundred feet (downhill) before it slammed into my rear driver's side door.
It bounced off the door and into the side of the bed.
I now try to park on the top of the apex of that parking lot.

Neither Walmart nor Kroger would provide camera footage of the lot or take any responsibility.
But why should they?
They didn't leave it out.

I detest lazy fucks that are so self centered they can't bother putting up a cart.
The social media warriors say, "what if they had kids with them?" or "what if they were disabled?'.
I don't give a fuck, they were able to GET a cart with their snotty nosed welfare fed brats, or climb on to that grocery cart scooter.
Fuck 'em..

But hey, at least I'm not bitter about it..

 

We got up to 57. Felt hot for sure.

 

Haven’t seen gas this cheap since Covid. Phukme

 

Hell if I'm walking in and see a loose cart, I'll take it inside even if I don't need one.
That is if it's on my way, I don't work there.

As well if a lady is finishing up unloading her car, I'll offer to put her cart up or take it inside.
I won't stand there and wait on her finish, but if I can time it to where she's done.
It's worth it to see the shock on their faces of someone being nice without wanting something from them...

 

My wife actually gets mad if I clean the garbage out of her car but she complains incessantly that the house is too dirty even when it's pristine.

 

Smoked brisket cheese steak. Put a fork in me, I'm done!

 

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that thing, but if it was in front of me, I wouldn't care one bit.
Good lord that looks delicious.

 

So… no good BBQ near the hotel and then I discovered one of my fav chefs has her restaurant here in Dallas. Roots Souther Table…like an ass I invited my coworkers and they accepted.

Monkey 47 gin martini


Beets salad. Two ways; fried and baked.


House speciality: full chicken fried in duck fat. House-made biscuits and hot sauce.


Milk stout…

Bad pic, sorry. Trying to keep the co-workers out of the frame. Chocolate lava cake and orange soda cake.