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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
  1. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    @T-Rex266 would probably love a Milwaukee fleshlight. He's into that battery operated type shit.
     
  2. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Seriously!!!! They got a little land, but that's not a million dollar home :smash:

    I know real estate is goofy everywhere, but this is the kinda crap that's gonna drive my property taxes too high :evil:
     
  3. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:

    You know he'd get the deluxe model that has a brushless heat setting :laugh:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  5. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Ballz
     
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  6. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Better be fuel too!
     
  7. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes
     
  8. Mar 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Hell, I want one too.
     
  9. Mar 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Maybe it’ll be on the Special Buy of The Day sometime
     
  10. Mar 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    This tracks over here in the sierra nevada foothills as well. Coors Light is my go to. Must be something about the mountains.
     
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  11. Mar 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
    IMXPLRN

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  12. Mar 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    friendly? He's posting most of his stuff in other peoples welcome threads. And if IIRC, posts don't count in welcome threads right?
     
  13. Mar 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Here in the mountains, the droves of people moving here pay similar price per sq foot. And sure my home value is way up but I don't want the taxes associated with that inflated price.

    These condos are within HWY noise levels, and right off main st for absolutely no privacy or reprieve. No ski in, ski out or anything fancy. Just a regular ol' apartment building marketed as condos plopped down on top of a row of small business and right behind more commercial properties. Don't forget to add in that $8460 annual HOA fee where you get to pay an angry board of asshats to tell you, no you can't store your skis and gear on your balcony. Lastly, this would be considered affordable by some for Frisco.

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/965-N-Ten-Mile-Dr-A6-Frisco-CO-80443/194081340_zpid/
     
  14. Mar 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Correct
     
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  15. Mar 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    There are lonely 3 Modelos in the top shelf, my usual before I took the layoff...
    Does that count?


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  16. Mar 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Well, it used to be a topic............:cheers:

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  17. Mar 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I like my voodoo ranger IPA.
     
  18. Mar 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
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  20. Mar 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Just air b&b for a few days....invite your friends that weekend and say you just got it.
     
  21. Mar 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Ha! My brother lives near the Oregon coast. Thinking about taking Manny there during his summer break.
     
  22. Mar 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  23. Mar 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    No
     
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  24. Mar 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  25. Mar 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes, I will accept this as a form as payment and apology for ur 4R. Thank you.
     
  26. Mar 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    :p
     
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  27. Mar 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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    Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?


    Because Ken cums in a different box.
     
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  28. Mar 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Wow
     
  29. Mar 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rimshot: This might even be acceptable to @Azblue
     
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  30. Mar 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Ditch lights added

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