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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
    OldGuy03

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    If I recall, that was one episode of a whole series of all kinds of fuckery in different industries wasn't it?
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It could have been, I thought it was singular
    “Fed up”
    Or “the secrets of sugar” popped up when I searched but neither of those titles sound familiar to me
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Milkshakes are for women and children...:boink:
     
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    It would also reduce the perceived need for people to self diagnos and go ask about how they can get the scrip. Big Pharma needs to be cut up and tossed into the trash in general. They have become legalized drug lords. And what's worse; the creators pushing their drugs or the meek taking them? I'll point my fingers at the pushers. When dealing with snakes you have to cut the head off to kill them. Lemme go get my machete.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's one style of IPAs I have no interest in trying.

    My brother works for a craft brewery and he hates the flavored beers. There are always 100 things that need to be added in the last 5 minutes of brewing or cases of additives that barely fit through the opening in the kettle that need to be removed at a specific time.

    He says he easily does 20,000 steps on a brewing day.
     
  7. Mar 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    False. I'm presuming when you say this, you never have snacks of any kind. No chips and dip, no after dinner mint, nothing but meat, vegetables, and water.

    Whiskey is also not an adult beverage in any sense except that children shouldn't have it. You're not somehow being adult by drinking whiskey, you're doing something bad for your body because you like the taste, want to relax, or [insert other non-adulting reason here]. It's just a snack.

    Milkshakes (I wish my dumb gluten free ass could have a malted) are fine for adults, (but they are not beer).
     
  8. Mar 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    And the grains have to be barley unless you're one of those wimps who likes wheat ales.
     
  9. Mar 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Some of us have limited choices for anything resembling beer:

    Glutenberg
     
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    Ugghhh, yes. That and wine coolers. Bartles and James anyone?
    Never been sicker or more hung over than after drinking way too much of that swill. :puke:
    I think the guys drank it because the girls liked it and we thought it would increase our chances of getting laid.
    Sadly, but not surprisingly, it never worked.
     
  11. Mar 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    You're trying to equate milkshakes to snacks, appetizers, and sides?
    So it's milkshakes or drink water?
    How does that work?:confused:

    I don't drink milk, eat ice cream, or eat formal desserts either, that's for kids and women.
    Kinda like ketchup and umbrellas, for women and kids.

    It's ok for you to get in touch with your feminine side, we're not going to judge you..:thumbsup:
     
  12. Mar 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    My feminine side is on the end of my left arm.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You obviously haven't had a fresh off the tree, peach milkshake..
    :drool:
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Nope and no intention to do so, but y'all enjoy..:thumbsup:
     
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    Where’s this milkshake tree you speak of?
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Hello
     
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    I'll use milk to cook, but the thought of drinking a glass of milk is utterly disgusting..
    Same goes for ice cream and milkshakes...YMMV:cool:

    I used to drink milk as a kid, ate it with cereal all the time.
    Ate ice cream as well, I loved chocolate almond.
    Not sure what happened, I think I became lactose intolerant as I got older.:(

    Might have been that dry milk my Mom used to make us kids drink in the 1970s..

    [​IMG]
     
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    Happened to my wife.
    Grew up on a dairy farm and would have it straight from the bulk tank.

    Loved her ice cream but can barely touch the stuff now.
     
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    No wonder.
    That stuff is to milk, as Zima is to beer.
     
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    Milk farts are pretty nasty..

     
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    Next to the money tree :D
     
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    So I've always said we don't have the best options for traditional style tacos de Mexico. Proven wrong today with this new Tienda. Went full tilt and added a Mexican grape Fanta. Wow. Just wow.

    tacos de birria. IMG_9853.jpg
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Those look amazing!:drool:
    My favorite Mexican restaurant of 20+ yrs, Juanita's in Brookline NH, closed a couple of months ago
    It was a very small restaurant that never recovered from the covid shutdown
     
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    Involuntary salivation...commence!!:drool::drool:
     
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    That....explains......it.....
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    In a fried corn tortilla. That is a proper taco, not those open faced burritos some call a taco.
     
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    This^^^^
     
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    I prefer flour tortillas, but those look amazing. Would totally try them, but I'd have to pick off any pico.
     

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