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  1. Mar 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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    1794TX

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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think his point was pointing out what he was not, not pointing out what he was. Or is.
     
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    4Runner, I am.
     
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    Then I was not talking to you. :p
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    For the right price?
     
    Blue Thunder, Mar 3, 2025
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  5. Mar 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Barely know 'er.
     
    Cpl_Punishment, Mar 3, 2025
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  6. Mar 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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    I don't tip for counter service either. Especially if I have to order my own shit from a screen and wait for you to bring me my order to the counter. You're actually doing less for me than if I had to talk to an employee at any ff place. I do however tip for takeout if it's from a restaurant or bar. They had to spend their time taking my order and making sure it got packaged from the kitchen right. That's worth 10-15% from me.
     
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  7. Mar 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I can't even count the amount of entendres in that one!!!!


    :nuclear:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Mar 3, 2025
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  8. Mar 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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    OldGuy03

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    51 yesterday
    Driveway 1/2 melted out

    25 today
    8-10" of fresh snow

    winter isn't letting go just yet.
     
    OldGuy03, Mar 4, 2025
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  9. Mar 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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    Fortunately, we got zero snow. Heavy winds and rain last night, and now just wind. I fertilized the front before the rain came in
     
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  10. Mar 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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    When driving behind a slow-poke do you ever steer your car over to the side a bit so the car behind you can see this shit's not your fault?
     
    T-Rex266, Mar 4, 2025
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  11. Mar 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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    Yup.
     
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    Yes lol, I also drive way over if the person behind me is tailgating me so I can encourage them to hurry up and pass
     
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    Oooh. My right has been replaced. I don't envy you at all. Shoulders are a bitch.

    Good luck and fast healing in your recovery. :muscleflexing:
     
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    Yes. Also lets me see if it's the guy right in front of me being an ass or if he's being held up by somebody in front of him. This way I can hate the proper person.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    That’s what I do lol. Then I start yelling at the 3rd car up from inside my car lol
     
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  17. Mar 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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    One already ejected for causing disruption on the joint address
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep… I will also swing a bit left on left-lane-knuckle-draggers so my high beams hit their center rear view and left door mirrors directly.
     
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    :monocle::rasta::notsure:
     
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    Daughters friend brought her car back over, so I can take apart the dash and replace the cigarette lighter adapter. She also mentioned she was having trouble finding a correct angle for the rear camera. I adjusted the rear camera, buttoned everything back up, and her battery was dead from the interior dome lights being on. Jumped it, test drove it (to watch the rear camera footage) and was good to go.

    IMG_3565.jpg
     
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    What kind of shoes does a thief wear?







    Sneakers.
     
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    What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?







    White Vans.
     
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    @memario1214 do you sell rokblokz or other mud flaps for a '24 F150?
     
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    Pics from yesterday I forgot to post before the blizzard we got last night into today

    20250304_143241~2.jpg 20250304_143244~2.jpg 20250304_144618.jpg
     
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    Think I'm going to get on the roof and get the cooler for garage ready. Probably just vacuum it out, swap the pads and the water line. I'll wait a few weeks before turning the water on unless it warms up early. Wish me luck in not falling off the roof and/or ladder.
     
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    Aren't you like 65* or so out there?
     
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    Take some of those Oxys and drink some of that magic juice first :laughing:
     
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