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Judging from that, I bet he's also a Bj hater.

 

Natural selection

 

I'm glad I know a lot less about my co-workers' washroom habits than you do.

 

I see you haven't met @T-Rex266...

On a side note, we did a similar class. At least ours was online. But there was one girl there who asked the absolute stupidest questions. And they all started with "I'm having a C-section so..."

 

The idiot in my birthing class was Japanese dude that probably had mommy do everything for him until his wife picked up the work of wiping his ass.

Watching him hold the doll was too scary to be funny. To be fair it was generations of culture he was proactively trying to overcome. He was honestly embarrassed how often he fucked up so I made it my job to encourage and help him.

 

Yeah, I am realizing now I overshared into the “misery loves company” camp.

My bad

 

You did nothing wrong, that's what we do here.

 

A bit of a tangent from your story: for her daughter's 5th birthday, a friend of my wife's spent $200 on a cake that was too tiny to even feed all the kids at her party and wasn't decorated in any way. And that was allegedly half price because my wife's friend is friends with an "influencer" who runs a cake shop.

 

My wife would never put up with that. She already complains about having to do too much.

 

For @LarryDangerfield and all the other Metallica fans:

https://youtu.be/egVcqWOgF5w?si=S29sFckjo0itTAct

 

I've learned a lot from this thread.
It has certainly increased my vocabulary as well taught me how to be more patient with the less unfortunate BJ haters ....



Have a great weekend..

 

One of the best memes i have ever seen was “If you are wearing a mask in a car with no one else in the vehicle, I am just gonna assume you are preventing yourself from licking the windows”.

True story…

 

So amazing. Listened to them since the late 90’s-ish. Their OG stuff was just cellos.

 

Dude, you know where I live.

True story… last summer the wife and I were taking an exit between two major highways (I405-S to I90-E for you locals) and saw a Tesla with BC plates backing up on the freeway median. Not slowly...like he owned the place. And he was already on the overpass...but backing up for the exit he'd missed.

My Canadian brothers know where this is going...

Wife yelled WTF!

I said "Listen, I'm gonna say something that sounds bad...but I've spent over 40 days in China the past 8 years. That driver is OG Chinese. That is normal shit over in China."

She looked at me like I was losing my mind...

About 15 minutes later the Tesla caught up to us and I told the wife to check it out as it passed us...

I was right. So, so right. I didn't even try to not gloat on that one...

 

Yep

 

I have one of their earlier albums but it's definitely not metal.

 

The worst drivers here are the ones my wife and I call OFFs when the kids are in the car with us - old, foreign female.

 

Millennial women for sure.

The best part is my wife's friend who has one kid and one more on the way complains about how she's overloaded and doesn't know how she's going to be able to watch her kids on her own to my wife, who has three kids...