Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Yep. No headphones. Sometimes multiple people. I barked at one once and he turned the sound down but kept watching his porn or whatever.

There’s another dude that doesn’t want to touch his dick to pee… so he grabs a paper towel and soaks it in water first. Left hand only. And stands like he’s afraid it will attack him.

I work with a bunch of window lickers.

Not. Joking.

 

Unfortunately I can totally relate to this.

The video watchers while on the throne and the window lickers part. Thankfully, not the rest of it. I have never witnessed anyone afraid of their ween. Maybe a little too proud of it, but never afraid of it.

 

It is almost the same as your pic. and on YT so it cant be that bad...

Wow... good info! Thank you!

LOL, its a quick laugh and not offensive. just funny and one that you cannot unsee

 

This confirms that no clicking was the correct choice.

 

Working from home is great. Only one window licker to deal with there...

 

you owe us a click at this point... you started this LOL

 

Same... wife and I both have WFH jobs, although mine has travel attached at times..

 

This makes me appreciate that my workplace has a one at a time restroom. I am not aware of any of my coworkers' urination idiosyncrasies, and I prefer it that way.

 

I got one for you... We did one of those "how not to kill your baby" classes before my son was born... there was another couple in the class with us and my wife wanted me to invite them to go to lunch with us. I said no. this started a side convo... it ended when we got to the "what different colors of poop mean" page...

I kid you not...

This "grown ass man" was apologized to by the teacher before the slides started and then we found out why...

He gags at his own poop. literally gags while pooping... the wife said, yeah I know I will be changing all the diapers...

like wtf....

and yes, that is the short version.

 

I legit busted up laughing. WTF does that dude do at work? If I heard someone gagging while in the stall next to me I’d prob rocket my turds out laughing.

That wins the Internet today.

 

I've used the can after some people and been utterly shocked that they don't gag at their own poop. Truly wretched stench from some people.

 

Nice to know that we have members that think their shit doesn't stink.
Although we already knew they felt this way...

 

Right? The look on my face was clearly disrespectful lol.

LMAO, we are still in shock and this class was 7 months ago.

 

There is a difference in your shit not stinking you and literally gagging while pooping or wiping...

That said, I laughed at your comment lol

 

You got my point, that's all that matters..

 

I did an audible "Ha" and my wife said, what? Nothing babe... forum again... lol

 

I saw this during my stroll through the grocery store to get some walking in after my physical therapy today.
I am not sure where we are headed as a society if we need cereal and frozen waffle-flavored ice cream.
To each their own I suppose....

 

She is certainly a keeper..

 

Unbelievable.
You know that guy doesn't use his dick at home for anything

 

So true. Just keep on keeping on.
One philosopher said that, I think

 

There is definitely a lack of creativity these days in most industries.

Then again, there a cake storefront at Nordstoms here that sells half of a 8” cake for $30. They are known for making cereal cake. It’s shove-in-facehole-fight-people-off-with-fork delicious. So it was inevitable some marketing donk would eventually take a gallon of shit vanilla ice cream over to the cereal aisle and…