Check out this Dipstick

l 2011 5.7 Crewmax SR5 2WD 240K
10-12° of pitch on the driveway*...I checked the oil on cold motor from over nite..∆ after warmed up & driving the oil gauge stays center & normal ∆ at cold start it's past center about 1/3 between center and BOOM til temp goes up then the pressure drops to center/ norm ∆ I Changed my oil 3 weeks ago and today Amb Temp 31°F I pulled the oil dipstick outa habit on my days off
(Weekly) And saw this crazy sh*t...
I don't have a problem backing out the oil plug if need be.
One side is meh & the other is WOAH NELLY
DANGER DANGER !!! Question is anyone elses dipstick do this crazy bs ???
What if any is the best way to proceed ???
* In the past just to know how much my driveway pitch affects the truck oil level I lift the pumpkin with a hyd-jack about 2 inches to level the truck and recheck the oil and then its right on the top FILL knub on the dipstick
So when I change my oil I can compensate for the driveway pitch.